Donk. This Foone is under new management:
I’m Alice Averlong now.
Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.
I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free
Hey so, it sounds like I got bottom surgery on the horizon, which is super cool. I got a good support network right now and insurance should (hopefully) work out, but my finances are still tight since I only making money from commissions and the patreon
If you're able to help support me, the best way is by chipping me a $1/month on the patreon. If less than 10% of my tumblr followers were able to do that... I mean genuinely I'd be in pretty good shape going forward. It lets me continue to draw internet comics and occasional weird fairy porn. I like doing that, and I would like to keep doing that
Thanks ♡
Hi, so I've been very sick the past week to the point where even looking at my phone put me in tons of pain/nausea. Things are getting better but because I couldn't fundraise we are behind on bills so I really need any help I can get. Please help a disabled trans woman and her roommates!
$118/$200 raised
Venmo: AGIEF
Paypal: agieocean@gmail.com
Ko-fi:
I’m not saying my focus is really bad today, but I just opened up an online store in order to get X, then went “hey while I’m here I should get Y and Z”, added Y and Z to my cart, and now I can’t remember what X was
I figured it out and I thought about queuing the reblog with “CR2032 BATTERY!” for like, three years from now.
but then I didn’t.
Hey you should buy a battery, maybe
did you seriously queue this for three years later?
I put my partner in charge of picking which of my selfies to post and she picked this one.
this made me stop and ask why is the xbox logo a circle and not....a box?
It's because of a guy's obsession with sourdough, those are sourdough score marks, I wish i was joking.
this is the third thing someone has said about sourdough and i have to know more like this can not be it
this is insane information to just find out on a tumblr post. What do you Mean
The Atari co-founder guy also turned down a 1/3rd share in a company one of his employees was starting. Reportedly he told Steve Jobs something like “fuck off you lazy stoner”.
ALTEdited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...
ALTI know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.
There’s too many hot trans women on my feed.
Im a gay mess.
Says the hot trans woman on my feed.
*kisses your forehead*
fblthptl;kajsdfl;kjaelkjrl;aekur;
'hank 'ou
Ooh, good keysmash
Do you have a scoring system or is it vibes?
Just vibes. I have some partially written software to analyze them, but I'm able to spot some novel features just by looking at them.
This one has semicolons (surprising rare!), some visible repetition, and it's mostly homerow keys.
a true nerdy dom. not only do you like making cute girls keysmash, you analyze the keysmash in order to achieve maximum bottom-flustering capabilities.
Of course! Why wouldn’t I be using the awesome power of computers to help me flirt with girls better?
There’s too many hot trans women on my feed.
Im a gay mess.
Says the hot trans woman on my feed.
*kisses your forehead*
fblthptl;kajsdfl;kjaelkjrl;aekur;
'hank 'ou
Ooh, good keysmash
Do you have a scoring system or is it vibes?
Just vibes. I have some partially written software to analyze them, but I'm able to spot some novel features just by looking at them.
This one has semicolons (surprising rare!), some visible repetition, and it's mostly homerow keys.
And what will you do with the day once compiled? Use it to forensically identify false keysmashes?
Nah, the point is to let me analyze how quickly/often/intensely I fluster a sub, so I can create metrics to help me improve.
There’s too many hot trans women on my feed.
Im a gay mess.
Says the hot trans woman on my feed.
*kisses your forehead*
fblthptl;kajsdfl;kjaelkjrl;aekur;
'hank 'ou
Ooh, good keysmash
Do you have a scoring system or is it vibes?
Just vibes. I have some partially written software to analyze them, but I’m able to spot some novel features just by looking at them.
This one has semicolons (surprising rare!), some visible repetition, and it’s mostly homerow keys.
