Adriana Porter Felt

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I like writing silly Tweets, but that doesn't pay so I build things at @googledeepmind. Principal Engineer. ex-@googlechrome. volunteer @2ndharvest. 🇺🇸🇨🇷

Berkeley hills

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Adriana Porter Felt
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Aug 26
my husband and son keep shooting me with nerf guns around the house. little do they know that on my last Target run, I armed myself with my own nerf blaster. I have been practicing at 530am. my crossbody purse can hold like 100 foam darts. now I wait for the perfect moment
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Adriana Porter Felt
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Sep 16
here are some of the unreasonably large flowers I grew in my garden and cut today. admire them or else
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Adriana Porter Felt
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Sep 14
a colleague told me he can tell my email was from an agent and I was like how???? since id been so careful to remove all the normal grammatical tells via instructions and he said because your human written emails look like this: "ok . ?? but y not"
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Adriana Porter Felt
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Sep 14
I got it into my head that I wanted to start dressing like an old British man who solves crimes when I discovered the Japanese are already doing it best
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Adriana Porter Felt
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Sep 13
Ricky Gervais became a comedian at age 37. that seems hard so instead I'm asking my husband to get really, really fit so that strangers in public assume I must be very funny