Global Warming....again.

In a recent episode of 'QI', it was stated that ones pet dog has a carbon footprint equal to two Toyota Land Cruisers.

Apparently, it's something to do with meat eating large mamals.

In view of this, I guess polar bears only have themselves to blame.

More Monkeys!

One of the advantages of having opposable thumbs on your feet, is the ability to adjust your height when love making. simply by grabbing hold of your partners ankles.

Quotations

Two quotations amused me this week. Firstly the slightly cryptic, "It's all very ironic, but what has it got to do with bright blue bollocks?" and during a discussion about the abnormally large quantity of gay rugby related individuals in Wales.

"What you've got to appreciate is, gay sex is a bit of an upgrade on sheep."

Osama Bin Laden.

Osama needs dialysis. How hard would it be to find someone who regularly needs to be detoxed for several hours in a machine of limited availability. Why have there been no videos of some one who actually looks like him since the war.
He's dead guys, move on.

Halloween

Who said romance is dead?

My Life Broken Down Into Segments.

World Championship Bog Snorkling.

Last week I attended the World Championship Bog Snorkling at Llanwrtyd Wells. Quite frankly, you've pretty much got the whole thing after 15 minutes. You stand on the bank of a water filled trench and watch a snorkle go by, end of.....

The Male Lemu

I learned recently, that female lemus, are only in season for one day a year. Even then, they're very aggressive and don't take kindly to unwanted advances. It's no wonder that many of the males seek out alternative, single lifestyles.

So Cute!

Is this a blow monkey?

Where's Tickers? Most of the online time you'll find me on Facebook. Life is a little hectic at the moment and I don't have time to blog. Especially today as I only have 8 hours off between a night shift and the afternoon shift. Maybe I'll make a point of posting something soon.