Best retro porn by years

Description and review: Hollywood Burlesque was a pretty good filmed version of a variety show from that time This is the actual show as presented in the late ’40s. Well, there isn’t an audience (the sound of one I heard a few times were probably pre-recorded) present and there were probably a few acts edited out but this seemed to be a show as originally presented before a live gathering of strangers in one theatre room. Anyway, there are strippers and unlike some of the shorts I saw that also had exotic dancers, this one actually had those strippers show their boobs at the end of their performance after just taking off their bra and showing pasties during their act. The comic team in the show do a variation of routines made famous by Abbott & Costello like the comic getting doused with water from a mouth, getting cheated out of money, or getting a busy line when trying to reach a certain number. Those were pretty amusing. Then there were some songs performed by singers and some non sexual dance routines. In summary, this Hollywood Burlesque was a pretty enjoyable film of a show as it was performed back in the day.

Description and review: It began with the birth of cinema itself, but by the 1940s amateur erotic productions of beautiful naked models and strippers performing their dances abounded. Blue or stag movies were produced secretly in homes, the film washed in bathtubs, then circulated discreetly, because it was a felony to be caught viewing or posessing them. Several of the shorts in the collection begin with the protective disclaimer “This film is released for art classes and art students and is not intended for public exhibition.” Aslo featured in this collection is rare footage of bulesque queen, actress Sally Rand performing her famous “Bubble Dance.”
– Parisian Nights With Ilona
– Screen Test of Joan Arnold
– Sheree In Her Original Harem Dance Sheree North
– Inga Zarby
– Annette – Naughty, Naughty
– Bonnie Jean Hendre
– Cherry Knight
– Yvonne Marthay
– Marie Voe
– Lana
– Lois in Lingerie Delilah Jones
– Silk Stocking Poses
– Nude Photo Fun
– The Sea Nymph
– How To Hold A Husband
– Backstage in Burlesque
– Honymoon Help Meet
– Sally Rand’s Bubble Dance Sally Rand
– Black Lingerie
– Sarong Dance

Description and review: Take a trip down memory lane and explore the lost tribal traditions of good old fashioned sex, sex, sex. Discover the lost films of Grandpa as we continue our journey into yesteryear. No tit jobs or tummy tucks here. Just good ole fashioned fuckin!

Description and review: Very rare footage of Roberta Pedon, Margaret Middleton, Paula Page, Virginia Bell, Joan Brakeman, Cupcake Cassidy, Nancy Brown, June Palmer and Penny. Completely digitized from the original footage, these vintage models were all blessed with ample, supple all natural breasts which they showcase here for you in traditional cheesecake fashion. Your collection cannot got without this three hour specialty volume!

Description and review: It began with the birth of cinema itself, but by the 1940s amateur erotic productions of beautiful naked models and strippers performing their dances abounded. Blue or stag movies were produced secretly in homes, the film washed in bathtubs, then circulated discreetly, because it was a felony to be caught or possessing them. A few of the extremely rate standouts in this collection include Sharon Strips On The Sofa, Flora Disrobes and Ready for Bed.
– Sharon Strips On The Sofa
– Naked At The Lake
– Flower Gate Strip Tease
– Blazes’ Panty Dance
– Long Tall Sally
– Swingin’ Nude
– Greta’s Garters
– Lana’s Legs
– Red Head On The Bed
– Nancy Au Natural
– Irene Undresses
– Tanning By The Pool
– Flora Disrobes
– Delores’ Dressing Table
– Reading Naked
– Carla Cools Off On The Couch
– Hard To Beat
– Up Connie’s Dress
– Ready For Bed
– Smokin’ Hot

Description and review: This Scene begins with a blowjob for a man with a mask. After she has undressed, he fingers her and begins to play with his cock. After a while, he begins to fuck her from the back and to her ass.

Description and review: AKA: Sexual Freedom in the Ozarks, Sensual Freedom in the Ozarks, Freedom in the Ozarks, Free Sex in the Ozarks
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Andrea True, Eric Edwards
Scene 2. Janet Jones, guy
Scene 3. Mary Stuart, Davey Jones
Scene 4. Andrea True, Russ Carlson
Scene 5. Mary Stuart, Eric Edwards
Scene 6. Janet Jones, Davey Jones
Scene 7. Andrea True, Mary Stuart
Scene 8. Andrea True, Mary Stuart, guy
Review:
I saw 8 of Shaun Costello's films theatrically (purely at random) back in the '70s-'80s, but thanks to a video, I've now seen over 50. OZARKS is quite minor but carries his stamp of clever plots/solid improvisation/slapdash production.

Shaun knits it all together by appearing on screen himself, giving newscasts that provide story exposition. A foursome is stranded after a plane crash (the durable movie gimmick of FIVE CAME BACK), and they split into two groups to seek help. (It's as far from the classy Reese Witherspoon production WILD as you can imagine.)

Dr. Maergaret Weed is portrayed by future disco star Andrea True, and though they're stranded and hiking for their lives, there's a handy blanket for True and a young, blond-haired Eric Edwards to hump on, seemingly to keep their spirits up (Reese had to rely on flashbacks for her sexual activity). The other pair hump on their own blanket, unidentified performers including a Black girl named Helen for mixed-combo action.

Banjo music plays as a third couple, farm folk Davey Jones & Mary Stuart have sex on yet a third blanket (too bad Shaun's work predates Product Placement as he could have hooked up with a manufacturer).

A reunited foursome finds the farmhouse with plenty of life-giving water belonging to Jones, and Costello pops up in a dual role-playing the farmhand. The auteur gets to hump True on a 4th blanket, and the farm's location is identified as Sleazy Oaks, Arkansas.

Eric befriends Stuart and tries selling her smog insurance (his job). She's not interested but humps him on another blanket. The Black girl Helen who is Weed's secretary, gets physical with Jones.

Costello is back on the air broadcasting that searchers have not found any trace of the plane (no surprise since this plane-crash movie is far too cheap to show us a plane at all)

The film ends with True and Stuart having a lesbian scene that segues to troilism.

What does it all mean? Basically, this is an exercise of form following function - events like the small-talk dialog are improvised and sexual content is born out of necessity - mixing and matching the available cast (minus any gay sex option, as the fans presumably wouldn't stand for that) in explicit sex mode until about an hour of usable footage has been printed. Edit, release, and repeat, with some slightly different concocted premise for the next masterwork.

It served the maestro well 40 years ago, and unfortunately, porn hasn't advanced much beyond this point, in fact regressing so that most new product more closely resembles the loops Edwards, True and Costello starred in at the beginning of their careers.

I do like Shaun's catchy title which proves great minds think alike. Even before he made this forgettable opus, I concocted a tile that was never used but has a similar ring: LESBO ACTIVITY IN THE ADIRONDACKS. Now that i've gone public with it, I hope someone uses it for a real video - I'll be the first (and last perhaps) kid on my block to buy a copy.

Description and review: American Vintage 2 is a further look at explicit amateur films made decades ago. These antique films, once known as "Stag" or "Smokers" are what paved the way for the billion dollar porn industry we know today. In this collection, you will see rare footage of sex throughout the centuries.

Description and review: We begin with some anonymous early '50s schtuping...
But really get into the swing with color footage of a voluptuous sepia siren searching for her inner self, until two long-haired white boys join the hunt!
Soon, a three-way sexfest - two gals, one guy - is "explained" by funny, funky subtitles...And, after a while, a Madonna-ish dish with golden hair and nicely rounded charms poses in dark hose!
Before long, a pixie-haired, bosomy, beauty-marked brunette, in earrings and nothing else, makes the black & white footage sing!
In color, early '60s footage, a cute, puffy-lipped brunette, shares staggering mammaries... And another cute, though less busty, brunette follows, spread on an orange spread!
Then, as a Bucky Bonus, we get several trailers for such '70's smutfests as Teenage Coeds and The Erotic Director.
Featuring the twin talents of RENE BOND and CAROL (Deep Throat) CONNORS.

Description and review: AKA: Softcore Nudes 115: Burlesque & Nudes '40s & '50s

Description and review: AKA: Softcore Nudes S-510: Solo Nudes, Beavers & Split Beavers 1960'S (All B&W)
Episode Titles and Categories:
Nighty Night (1f, Big Tits, Split Bushy Beaver)
Big Tit Tease (1f, Split Beaver)
Lucy (1f, Split Beaver)
Regina (1f, Split Beaver)
Afternoon Fun (1f, Split Beaver)
Karla (1f, Split Bushy Beaver)
Susan Fletcher (1f, Big Tits, No Beaver)
Carmen (1f, Split Bushy Beaver)
Willie (1f, Split Beaver)
Frieda (1f, Split Beaver)
Donna (1f, Split Beaver)
Charlene (1f, Split Beaver)
Terry (1f, Split Beaver)
Sarah (1f, Split Beaver)

Description and review: List of loops:
- Bohrloch Cabaret
- Siam Katzen
- Obsession X

Description and review: Thirty years ago the adult film contained in this package shocked and disgusted even the most jaded porno fans of the time. It's blatant sexuality proved to be so controversial, the producers were forced to change the title to College Coed. Although "Historic Erotica" recently released it to a modern audience with it's original title intact, we have been astounded to find out that even today the subject matter(hint: the lady dressed in black and white is committed to a marriage literally made in heaven) is considered "so shocking), we are unable to print the original title. However, the print itself is uncensored and when you purchase this classic, you will see intact the ultimate sin committed by a young woman and her lover. Is it sacreligious or simply too hot for society to handle? You be the judge!

Description and review: The Port Whores Of Napoli

Description and review: Black Boobs, Hot Lust

Description and review: Masturbating with a huge cucumber while Farmer Brown is watching is just the beginning. When the frisky cucumber Jumps out of her pussy, clear across the room. Farmer Brown rushes in to plug the hot hole.

Description and review: Two college girls are messing around when one notices the other has no underwear on. She playfully spanks her ass which gets them both hot and they attack each other with fingers, tongues, and a long, sleek, hard, rubber dildo.

Description and review: Milkmaid’s friend comes over to visit during her lunchbreak and sees her squeezing milk into a glass. Both girls get horny so Milk.. maid lets her suck milk right from her waiting tits. The action starts to boil as they spread and finger each other’s pussies. Finally both girls hotly masturbate themselves to wet orgasms.

Description and review: The camera spies on these college students passionately making love in the shower, but what happens in the bedroom will make your mouth drool with envy. A very special form of Greek love is shown with incredibly sharp close-ups. This is an amazing, exciting film and a must for your collection.

Description and review: He pulls off her panties and spreads her legs wide... Sucks her sweet pussy then puts his big prick inside. She’s lickin’ her lips at the size of his cock... So she sucks it and licks it it’ll easily slide into her box. His cum spills over her cunt as he gets off his rocks!

Description and review: This young couple worked hard to get a piece of the good life and the first thing they do is hire a maid to do the dishes and give them each head. First the mistress shows her how to eat pussy, then the master shoves his cock down her throat.

Description and review: Ron Jeremy (Mr. Foot Long) pays his annual visit to the erotic Club Eros. His hostess turns out to be a genuine born Hawaiian hula dancer. Erotic dancing, deep throat action, 12” cock and a luscious dancer in action are only some of the exciting features of this flick.

Description and review: Hungry for climaxes, sexy Sarah screws down two horny studs at the same time. Her pussy gobbles up one prick while her mouth sucks off another. They take turns eating and screwing her, but she just takes a deep breath and holds her cunt open for more Twin jets of cum don’t put out her fire!

Description and review: Date Maker is a vintage picture that was shot on 8mm film and is part of the Golden girls series. We invite you to join Lisa and Terri as they explode and devour each other's gorgeous natural bodies and reach the point of total ecstasy in this short but sweet movie that runs just over seven minutes. ---Lisa and Terri have the worst luck with men. You would think with bodies like theirs they would have any man they want, but all they want is each other.

Description and review: This 8mm classic is full of Licks and Kisses. Nipple kisses, tongue kisses and lots of sweet pussy kisses. A black haired exotic beauty and the blonde next door combine to form one passionately intense lesbian love scene. The movie erupts with a romantic 69 session where the ladies exhaust each other into little puddles. Original Notes: One of the hottest 69 sessions ever seen takes these two beauties to new heights of passion and an earth shaking climax!

Description and review: AKA: Menty 1, Menty: Politsiya nravov
Description:
The whole city is losing its damn mind. Some ballsy motherfuckers just pulled off a straight-up heist… at a sex shop. They cleaned out a fucking mountain of dildos, vibrators, lingerie, lube — the works. Two cocky vice cops decide they’re gonna take these pervs down. Turns out the “master criminals” are actually three shameless, trash-talking chicks. With a little help from the special tactics boys, our heroes finally pick up the trail of these badass bitches. Death-defying fights? High-speed chases? Yeah, that’s all cute baby shit compared to the absolute insanity we’re about to witness. These two balls-to-the-wall detectives are gonna have to get real creative… and real dirty… to take down this uppity new breed of organized pussy-crime.

Description and review: Legendary industry make-up artist, Alexis Vogel, plays the madam of a whorehouse that caters to any and every request, including two brothers (Summers and Wallice) who want to make love to a woman at the same time.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Kimberly Kane, Marc Wallice
Scene 2. Brittany, Wayne Summers
Scene 3. Chaz Vincent, Todd Alexander
Scene 4. Kimberly Kane, Rebecca Steele
Scene 5. Rebecca Steele, Marc Wallice, Wayne Summers

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Heather Lee, Gerry Pike
Scene 2. Beatrice Valle, Alex Sanders
Scene 3. Sarah Jane Hamilton, Alex Sanders
Scene 4. Nikki Sinn, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Scene 5. Nikki Sinn, Gerry Pike, Steve Hatcher

Description and review: AKA: Dans le Vice, Family Group, The Au-Pair Girl
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Stefania Sartori, Boris Bianco
Scene 2. Suzy Cat, Boris Bianco
Scene 3. Julia Larot, Suzy Cat, Francesco Malcom
Scene 4. Suzy Cat, Eros Cristaldi
Scene 5. Stefania Sartori, Francesco Malcom
Scene 6. Julia Larot, Boris Bianco
Scene 7. Julia Larot, Julia Tchernei, Stefania Sartori, Suzy Cat, Boris Bianco, Eros Cristaldi, Francesco Malcom, Mike Foster,

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Unknown Female
Scene 2. Angi Baletti, Ela Star, Unknown Female, 2 guys, Harry Killer, Willi Montana, Yves Baillat
Scene 3. Unknown Female, guy, Willi Montana
Scene 4. Angi Baletti, Biggi Gibb, Ricarda de Angelo, Mike Bolz, Siggi Enting, Yves Baillat

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Natali, guy
Scene 2. Diana Diamond, guy
Scene 3. 2 girls, Christina Faye, 2 guys, Rodney
Scene 4. Anastasia Melnikova
Scene 5. Irina, Ilya Rybak
Scene 6. Olesya Derevko, Anton Danilov, guy

Description and review: A fallen angel tells a tale of major Euro fucking in the convent somewhere deep in the wooded areas. They take their sick and disorderly to a nice loving area only to fuck them back into shape. They have revived many people this way. I mean what's a little anal sex, sucking dick, finger fuck or a threesome to do when there are all orgies down and out. This religious regimen is by far the best in the world.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Judy Flash, Nick Lang
Scene 2. Unknown Female, John Walton
Scene 3. Ketthy Divan, John Lenin, Zoltan Kabai
Scene 4. Fernanda Diaz, Ketthy Divan, Nick Lang
Scene 5. Maria Bellucci, Michel Maros, John Lenin
Scene 6. Fernanda Diaz, Maria Bellucci, Michel Maros, John Walton, Nick Lang

Description and review: AKA: College Girl, Schoolgirl: the Beginning, Школьница 1 [original Russian]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Frenchie
Scene 2. Anastasia, Natali, 2 guys
Scene 3. Frenchie, Nikolay Stavrogin
Scene 4. Frenchie, Anton Danilov, guy, Ilya Rybak
Scene 5. Ekaterina Shitova, Olesya Derevko, guy
Scene 6. Olesya Derevko, Viktor Bogatyrev
Scene 7. Christina Faye, Roman Streletskiy, Unknown Male
Scene 8. Margarita, Unknown Female
Scene 9. Margarita, Unknown Female, Ilya Rybak
Scene 10. Frenchie, Vadim Muromtsev

Description and review: The first installment of a series that theoretically is supposed to consist of fetish-flavored and anal-oriented feature-length movies, as opposed to the vignette-based Euro Angels series, though in practice, the two frequently overlap. 
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Karli Sweet, Eva Roberts, Nikki Anderson, David Perry, Philippe Soine
Scene 2. Julia Taylor, Nikki Anderson, Clark, Karl Ben, Philippe Soine, Robert Mester, Zoltan
Scene 3. Cristina, Chris Charming, Remigio Zampa
Scene 4. Monica Cameron, David Perry, Philippe Soine
Scene 5. Karli Sweet, Christoph Clark
Scene 6. Eniko, Eva Roberts, Kata Hegely, Christoph Clark, Remigio Zampa, Clark, Karl Ben, Philippe Soine, Robert Mester, Zoltan
Review:
As is sometimes the case, this first edition is arguably the best, with an atmosphere of pervading sleaze aided by a clanking electronic soundtrack, as Christoph depicts the grim, grey views of sexual life on the seedy side of Budapest. A suitably jaded-looking Philippe Soine plays a pimp who spends the whole movie pensively going around the city from one sordid scene to another, where relentless anal sex with submissive girls is standard fare. To avoid repetition, it goes without saying that every scene features gaping, so you may be advised to avoid it if this sort of thing bothers you, though I'd suggest that the mood and strength of action is worth persevering with.

--Nikki Anderson, Annie (?) Eva, Philippe, David-- Philippe is seen lording it over a few of his girls: the divine Nikki Anderson, the gorgeous blonde with a superb body and stunning legs looking awesome in suspender tights; Annie, a curvaceous brunette in some fetish gear; and fragile little Eva Roberts, a pretty brunette slave (whose sole purpose in this scene is to hold Philippe's cigar). Annie has to hold her own ass open so Soine and his assistant David can insert their fingers and a series of increasingly large dildos into her anus. The action progresses with Nikki receiving dildos and then anal sex. Annie supplies A2M, then is ass fucked herself. She is DP by the guys, with Nikki's assistance and a strap-on. Facials for Annie, and Philippe sits back for a smoke and a sadistic laugh at her sperm-splattered visage.

An interlude of views of the city streets and shots following presumably unsuspecting women around.

--Julia Taylor, several guys, Philippe, Nikki-- Now, which credit pertains to prolific red-headed starlet Julia, I am not sure, but here she is seen dancing for Philippe and letting him play with her bum, while he liases with Nikki by telephone. She finds a group of likely lads in an underground station, and brings them back to the hotel room for a gangbang. Nikki merely jerks a few cocks, but Julia does the business. She ends up face-down, ass-up so the group of guys can take turns fucking her exposed ass. She ends up with multiple loads plastering her.

--Christine (?), Chris, Remigio--
Philippe is still seeing flashbacks from the last scene when, in a toilet, he meets to make a payment with shady characters Chris and Remigio. The duo go to play pool but are distracted by a young brunette with big eyes and a sexy body, she's not as pretty as I first thought, but nonetheless, it's remarkable how she copes with the rough anal examination she gets from these two well-endowed guys (I hesitate to call them gentlemen). They open her ass with their fingers, and she makes plenty of noise while they alternate fucking her rectum. They DP and both guys continue to fuck her. To conclude, they shoot on her backside and open anus, and she gives a post-come head. I'm guessing she's Christine - she is in Assman 6, and there's a similar credit there too.

--Monic, Philippe, David--
Philippe again travels cross-town to a rendezvous with David, and another chance to show his mastery of the ladies. This time the recipient of a stiff seeing-to is the very young and lovely Monic (sometimes credited as Noelle, e.g., Euro Angels 6 & 8; as Monica in True Anal Stories 2 & 3), a really pretty and vivacious brunette whose slim legs look great in sheer nylons and impossibly high heels. Perry is instructed to drop his pants and face the wall. No, it's not that kind of movie. Monic is ordered to lick David's ass, and she gives him a BJ too. The men then use fingers and toys to prepare her little bum for a sound shafting. They take turns fucking her, and then it's DP time, including a great shot where they hold her up as both cocks piston into her body while her legs wave in the air. Two loads to the face and some clean-up oral finish off a superb scene.

--Hooded girl, Christoph--
In a style of scene that Christoph has subsequently repeated once too often, he uses a range of sex toys and some advanced anal techniques to dominate a hooded slave girl. Here, after promising on the phone to visit Philippe, he uses dildos, anal balls and his own dick to subjugate this girl, who is subjected to a stream of invective about being his bitch and so forth. After an abortive attempt to insert a stupidly massive dildo, he shoots into her very wide-open anus. We never see the face of the girl, who is instructed to return to her corner, like a little dog, when Christoph leaves.

--Eniko, Kata, Eva, Philippe and most of the other men-- The finale is a massive group romp, with two buxom girls at the centre of attention - curvaceous red/brown haired Eniko, one of Christoph's favourite anal expert partners from numerous Euro Angels, and blonde Kata (who you can also see in Buttman's Anal Show). Kata's in black nylons while Eniko's tights have been ripped at the crotch to allow slave girl Eva to work her fingers into her ass. She simultaneously does this with both girls (nearly fisting, but keeping it US-compliant) before Philippe takes over. The noise level rises as the girls use dildos on their own asses, and then it becomes a merry-go-round of ass fucking, DPs and even three-into-one, interrupted only by the arrival of Christoph. It becomes pretty hard to tell who is who as cock after cock is switched between asses, cunts and mouths. Lots of come flies onto the girls' faces but they keep sucking till it's all done.

--Overall--
As you can tell, the plot element of the feature is so thin as to be virtually transparent, but as for the sex it is absolutely relentless, virtually all anal and very hard to surpass for a movie of this type. Add some fantastic girls (though not all stunningly beautiful) who give some great performances and as I mentioned, a genuinely sleazy, grimy atmosphere and you have a rather fine piece of unabashed hardcore pornography.

Description and review: Nyrakat! Klart för påsättning! Vem har inte drömt om en liten len mus som bara väntar på att bli påsatt. Här får du möta ett gäng svenska flickor som villigt särar på benen, både för hyvel, tunga och lem?