It is my pleasure to introduce myself; my name is Alana, but you may call me Ali. I am a student of business who envisions herself as a woman who is ready to take on the world and experience all that life has to offer. The fact that romance and pleasure go hand in hand in my life is something that I very much cherish; both are necessary. The kind of person who loves me, cares for me, rewards me, and mercilessly destroys me in bed is the kind of guy I want to be. Are you saying that you think you’re the one for me? Everything’s almost as if you’re whispering everything in my ear with your loud voice as your breathing quickens, and I just like it when you describe everything that you’re about to do to me. I want to make you happy, so please share those moist desires you have with me, and together we will make them come true. We will make love to each other several times, and I will tell you mine. Insecure, unambitious, and conformist men are the kind of people I dislike because they make me feel less motivated. I would want to be able to hold your hand and encourage you to achieve your goals as we go through life together, but I won’t be able to do that if you don’t know what those goals are. I abhor the lack of respect, the unneeded humiliation, and most significantly, the fact that you provide me with pleasure while ultimately leaving me unsatisfied. I loathe all of these things. I hope that we can both have fun.
