LOCAL CONNECTIONS ONLY - This is for all kinds of connections, even platonic.? I've no desire to be tied to my phone, and I'm not into having stamps.? No Pen Pals. You'd think it would be super easy for an English major to write interesting profile text, wouldn't you? Joke's on you then, I majored in reading, not writing. In all seriousness, or as much as I can muster, I'm just here, taking up space, checking everyone out. That's what the internet is for right? Anonymity and porn? Rope bunny book worm with a love of board games, craft beer, American football, (I'll check my fantasy team during dinner. Yes, it's that important.) bad movies, and the Oxford comma. I'm ridiculously passionate over things that can hold my attention, and tend to go just a bit overboard in learning everything I can about a new obsession. I'm also an inappropriate weirdo. Kink is a game I play and not a lifestyle I live. While I don't have a traditional "relationship" in mind, I'm not looking for a one-time thing. Strings can be negotiated, but ideally, I'd to be able to hang out with someone and get smacked around should the mood strike, and then continue on with my day.? This does mean that an online or long distance "relationship" is not functional for me.? I'm tied to screens all day, and I have zero interest in being tied to my phone after quitting time.?? While I don't necessarily have a "type", there are somethings I'm adamant about having in a partner. Age being the most important. I'm not interested in anyone vastly younger than me. The things I enjoy require experience, and if I can remember what trouble I was getting into when you were born, you don't have that experience. There also needs to be some common interests, I can't get to know you if we have nothing to talk about. I also need a partner to be local to Houston. No long distance, no online. Let me clarify, since it is seemingly desperately needed.? While casual sex is something that I am looking for, I don't do non-personal sex.? If all you're looking for a is a photo exchange, and not conversations of substance, I will leave the conversation quickly, and frankly, I won't think I owe you an explanation.?? All that said, new friends are always great. There's not much better than sitting around with great beer and better conversation. ?New friends are great, but I have no interest in pen pals. So that local part still applies. Feel free to email, but If you send me a note expressing your undying love, or to let me know that you're in my area on business for one night only, or even better with a pet name or term of endearment, don't expect a response.
