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Tried to flip a pancake. Now it lives on the ceiling.

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Recipe said 'fold gently'. I am not a gentle person.

"I don't trust people who don't have a 'burnt rice' story."

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Substituted baking soda for baking powder. Cake is now a frisbee.

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