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Max Schmeling
@maxschmeling
Building stuff @automattic. Husband, father, drummer. #Royals and #Chiefs fan. Creator of grade.watch and blendedcal.com
Lenexa, KS
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    Max Schmeling
    @maxschmeling
    Aug 6
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    Polymarket
    @Polymarket
    Aug 6
    JUST IN: Unknown thief steals every Flock camera in Winona, Minnesota, leaving the city with up to $40,000 in replacement costs.
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    Max Schmeling
    @maxschmeling
    Jun 10
    Men do not have to be drunk to play this game.
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    NO CONTEXT HUMANS
    @HumansNoContext
    Jun 10
    What level of drunk is this?
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    Max Schmeling
    @maxschmeling
    Jun 10
    "As soon as this war is over" When did Congress declare war?!
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    Andrew Feinberg
    @AndrewFeinberg
    Jun 10
    Reporter: Are you concerned about the latest inflation number which came out this morning? POTUS: "No, I love it. The numbers look great. I love the inflation."
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    Max Schmeling
    @maxschmeling
    Jun 10
    Smile more. Don't let AI know what you're against or what you're for.
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    Matthias Reinholz
    @MattReinholz
    Jun 9
    Replying to @sflorimm
    Prompt less.
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    Max Schmeling
    @maxschmeling
    Jun 8
    This is a dumb thing to do at a ballpark because you know they are going to stop you. But it's not really dangerous. What's the worst thing that happens? The kid isn't able to reach the ball and is sad when his dad pulls him back up?
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    Dan Clark
    @DanClarkSports
    Jun 8
    I have seen some really dumb things happen at the ballpark over the years, either in person or watching the broadcast, but this may well be π˜π—΅π—² π—±π˜‚π—Ίπ—―π—²π˜€π˜... A dad dangerously dangles his son, head first, over the railing in a truly diabolical attempt to retrieve a ball.
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