Stuph VI - I'm fresh like a can of picante
- Price tags at grocery stores, in addition to "price per pound", need to add "calories per dollar". Food is too expensive and we need an easier way to identify if we are getting any value for our money.
- Regular, cool, normal... my washing machine settings, and what I say to myself in the mirror.
- I'm a 6 in a suit, a 3 with my shirt off, but a 10 with my card behind the bar.
- It's not game time until I am welcomed to the following presentation of the National Football League.

