Just met a homeless man outside the gas station
Asked why he’s homeless
Turns out he’s embracing the post-AGI future and wanted to stake out a prime homeless spot at the gas station in the nice part of town before everyone else became homeless as their jobs are replaced
Great news
AI won’t replace all workers
I just asked our new AI what jobs it wouldn’t want to take from humans
It said:
- elephant poop cleaner at the zoo
- ditch digger
- janitor at data centers
You’re in luck if you’d still like a rewarding career after AI takes all
Spoke to a former software engineer who was making $250k before being laid off and replaced with AI
Now he’s a barista making $2,800 a month
Don’t worry, I said. It gets so much better
A glimmer of hope appeared in his defeated eyes
Really? He asked
Yes- our AI models are
If you gave every human on Earth their own AI sex slave, personalized to their preferred style, available 24 hours a day in their native language, completely free, it would perhaps be the single greatest equalizer in the history of civilization.