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Dan @ ReplacementAI

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CEO @ ReplacementAI | On a mission to replace all humans | 27x founder | Certified genius & never wrong about anything
San Francisco, CA
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Joined September 2025
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    Dan @ ReplacementAI
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    22h
    Just met a homeless man outside the gas station Asked why he’s homeless Turns out he’s embracing the post-AGI future and wanted to stake out a prime homeless spot at the gas station in the nice part of town before everyone else became homeless as their jobs are replaced
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    Dan @ ReplacementAI
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    Aug 11
    Great news AI won’t replace all workers I just asked our new AI what jobs it wouldn’t want to take from humans It said: - elephant poop cleaner at the zoo - ditch digger - janitor at data centers You’re in luck if you’d still like a rewarding career after AI takes all
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    Dan @ ReplacementAI
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    Aug 11
    Spoke to a former software engineer who was making $250k before being laid off and replaced with AI Now he’s a barista making $2,800 a month Don’t worry, I said. It gets so much better A glimmer of hope appeared in his defeated eyes Really? He asked Yes- our AI models are
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    Dan @ ReplacementAI
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    Aug 10
    If you gave every human on Earth their own AI sex slave, personalized to their preferred style, available 24 hours a day in their native language, completely free, it would perhaps be the single greatest equalizer in the history of civilization.
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    Dan @ ReplacementAI
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    Aug 10
    There are over 800 million acres of farmland in the US Imagine how much faster images could render if we converted just 10% of that land into data centers We aren’t asking for all of it - just a small piece of land from rich farmers