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Hire Someone Who won’t use gen AI to steal from other people.

Let’s get all the important questions out of the way.

What the hell do you do?

The tl;dr: I do a little bit of everything.

My skillset is massive and that’s not just me bragging. I have led many corporate lives that span training, process development, operations, virtual assistance, mentoring, graphic design, video and photo editing, financial analytics, data reporting, social media management, website design (shall I continue?) all while staying organized and providing the best insight possible. I am the New Emily to your Miranda although my clients are much, much kinder than Miranda ever could be.

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Who the hell are you?

I am every woman. Or whatever.

My name is Laura. I can do just about anything and if I can’t do it I know someone who can. My biggest flex is a tie between being able to connect with just about anyone (except republicans, ew) and the fact that I am an internationally undefeated thumb wrestler. I have a daughter who can almost vote (!!!) and two preciously annoying cats. I believe that GenAI is theft, I love and support Trans people, and I believe Black Lives Matter more than white feelings.

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If you use gen ai your mom's a hoe

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f*ck ICE

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trans rights forever

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professionalism is a scam

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i don't care what your star sign is who did you vote for?

>>> If you use gen ai your mom's a hoe >>> f*ck ICE >>> trans rights forever >>> professionalism is a scam >>> i don't care what your star sign is who did you vote for?

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Whatever you need, I got your back.

stuff I can do,
like, really, really well.

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Unlike the guy you met on Tinder, my skillset is actually massive.

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Virtual Assistance - Most Popular

This service varies greatly depending on the client’s needs and budget. I am able to assist virtually with a literal heckin’ ton of things so I recommend reaching out via my contact page to see if what I can do will fit your needs.

Visual Branding and & Social Media Content Startup

I help create a visual representation of you and your work and give it to you to go nuts with on your own.

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Visual Branding & Social Media Content Ongoing Monthly

I help create a visual representation of you and your work and help you maintain it.

Video & Audio Editing

You send me the raw footage and I make it look good so you can have more time with your cats. Or dogs. Or whatever.

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Website Design

Let me make something cool for you while you’re out living life.

Social Media Management

Do you really want to spend your evenings replying to comments and blocking weirdos? Let me handle it.

Cost Breakdown

All services are $30/hour. The costs here are estimated based on previous clients and their needs. If your needs are different the time needed to complete your project my vary. Please contact me if you have any questions at all. I am happy to discuss how we can accommodate your budget.

IF we align, give me a shout.