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@dietz_meredith

too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. @TheOnion @reductress.

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Feb 2, 2022
my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both
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meredith 🍉
@dietz_meredith
Oct 19
so if i wanted to say documented i would have said documented
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@dietz_meredith
Oct 7
virginia is for lovers :) but delaware is for perverts.
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@dietz_meredith
Sep 8
my dad got connections mogged
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meredith 🍉
@dietz_meredith
Sep 1
running another marathon, and i’m fundraising for the national immigrant justice center, perhaps if you've ever liked any of my little jokes on here you will consider donating: gofund.me/8c6bc8ab9
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