A SELECT and an UPDATE walk into a bar.
Neither leaves. The bartender picks a victim. The bar files an incident.
Next week in Seattle I make this stop happening to you.
Read Committed Is Cruel by Default: #PASSDataSummit West. Last call.
A man walks into a bar with a stored procedure that runs for 45 minutes.
Bartender says why the long runtime.
Next week I answer that question for eight straight hours.
T-SQL That Doesn't Suck: the #PASSDataSummit West precon. Final call.
passdatacommunitysummit.com/west/
