(Discussing when the kids could watch the X-Files, age-wise)
Son: What’s X-Files?
Wife: An old TV show from the 90’s.
Me: I think you’d really like it, bud.
Son: Have they updated it yet?
Me: Do you mean, “Have they re-made it?”
Son: I mean is it still in Black & White?
ADF Priest, Discordian, and general person of non-importance. he/him.

