from now on whenever I have a new partner I'm gonna ask them to bring a speculum so I can orient myself
ExpHP
@ItsExpHP
Michael Lamparski, alien life form that only recently began to mimic human characteristics. Code is art. He/him.
Eastern US
Joined October 2019
- I forgot I had a Twitter. Great! Time to start shitposting
- Android: Let's give users the power to control what notifications they see, like message notifications, promotions... Every app ever:
- I just found out that my childhood friend from elementary school LIVES IN JAPAN NOW, AAAAAA THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL
