wint@drilOct 19they didnt use my idea to bring Apu back as a Vietnamese guy who can transform into an alien. But thats ok. I will still TiVo every episode.131463.3K92K
wint@drilOct 19when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay921.5K27K484K
wint@drilAug 31people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit391301.3K75K
wint@drilAug 29a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs7295318K352K