TIL that CPR is a proper emergency response to someone who has merely fallen down
hey everyone, just woke up. did i miss any overnight updates about Mitch McConnell? let me just take a big sip of coffee and open the news
Apple-OpenAI Legal Battle Highlights Tensions Over AI Hardware Talent Poaching
lmao there’s so much damning stuff in here. if i was OpenAI i’d be looking to settle and if i was Apple i’d be looking to completely pwn them in court, but my pessimistic guess is that they’ll just reach a settlement
Apple-OpenAI Legal Battle Highlights Tensions Over AI Hardware Talent Poaching
When iPhone engineer Chang Liu quit for a job at OpenAI’s nascent hardware division, Apple Inc. says he left with more than just years of experience.
i beat Adventures of Elliot last night and absolutely loved it. i went in pretty blind so, while i knew it played similarly to the older Zelda games, i didn’t realize it centered around time travel. i thought the story was well told and really enjoyed the characters. hope really is always there.
one of my favorite macOS bugs is Weather.app’s menu bar item forgetting where i am. the only way to fix it is the IT help desk special (turning its location permissions off and on again). it’s only been a bug for a few years tho so no big deal i guess
kinda wild that PagerDuty went with iCalendar syntax for managing v3 on-call schedules via their developer APIs. iCalendar, a famously cool and good format that everybody loves because of how easy it is to work with
”you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” ok then how did i finally relearn how to write the letter “O” to start from the top instead of the bottom? QED, scientists
just finished watching PEN15 and wow. i guess i’ll just be over here crying for a little while
buying domain names for a pizza place i’ll probably never open because i’m a dreamer, not a schemer
ME: sits down in driver’s seat of partner’s Subaru Outback
PARTNER: need a driving lesson after being in an EV for so long?
ME: No
ME: immediately puts it into manual mode by accident and starts grinding the gears
PARTNER: …
ME: …
I checked in at Ollini / Portland / OR
i got it. the final glizzant
i fucking love Marine Layer’s “marge” size and wish more brands had in-between sizes like that #ad
Supreme Court strikes down Trump’s order ending birthright citizenship
Alternative headline: “Justices Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch believe an executive order should be allowed to suspend the Constitution”
Supreme Court strikes down Trump’s order ending birthright citizenship
The Supreme Court on Tuesday struck down President Donald Trump’s executive order seeking to end birthright citizenship – the guarantee of citizenship to virtually everyone born in the United States. In a decision by Chief Justice John Roberts, in Trump v. Barbara, the justices agreed with the challengers, as well as all of the lower courts around the country that have considered the issue, that Trump’s order cannot be reconciled with the 14th Amendment to the Constitution, which confers citizenship on anyone “born … in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof.”
can’t even watch the world cup without being bombarded by ads for AI. smdh
US: it’s warm and sunny, we should have a fire on the beach for solstice!!!
THE BEACH:
just finished reading “This Is How You Lose the Time War” and loved it. it took me a bit to force myself to be okay with not understanding the specifics of the world building and focusing on the specifics of the character drama, but i’m glad i did. what a good romance.
does anyone else remember when websites looked different from each other? that’s one of the things i miss most about the pre-AI era, tho i guess it had already started getting worse in the mid-to-late 2010s SaaS boom
am i depressed? yes. but did i just get a custom GBA? also yes.
tfw you’re finally next in line and the person in front of you says “i’ll have one of everything”
why does bluefin tuna seem to neutralize wasabi? with most fish, a little will go a long way and too much will overpower it. but with bluefin tuna, whether its akami or otoro, i find i can add a small mound of fresh wasabi and it never gets too hot. it just adds that pleasant earthiness.
