OF COURSE IT DID: Memos reveal FBI faced roadblocks to prosecute possible 2020 Michigan voter registration fraud: The FBI collected witness interviews alleging voter registration fraud in Michigan in 2020. Newly-disclosed documents show the case was delayed, and ultimately “killed” by the Biden administration.

EVERYTHING THEY DO IS FAKE:

Lots of people comparing AOC's fake accent in Memphis to Kamala's black southern preacher routine, so went back to rewatch.

Forgot how bad this was. Absolutely brutal. https://t.co/ZXYmk9e6HR pic.twitter.com/uqlQOkf6a1

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) July 18, 2026

SEDUCTIVE AI: China cracks down on AI girlfriends, leaving users heartbroken.

Related: Your Child’s Next Teacher Could Be a Sex Robot. “But look on the bright side: this is real vertical integration, people! Just imagine a future in which the same company can sell you a) a robot to teach you at school; b) a robot to compensate for the fact that you never learned to make friends at school; and c) a robot to gratify you because you’re lonely, alienated and your job just got automated out of existence! Who wouldn’t want to live in that world?”

You should read the book.

LIFE AMONG THE SAVAGES: I danced until 2am… then it was off to my flogging.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: ZATOOTO Suede Car Window Shades 4PCS – Car Window Covers for Ultimate Privacy, UV Protection. #CommissionEarned

BOOKS FOR BOYS:  What is a “Wobblegong?”

THE OLD GODS WALK AMONG US: Mystery Deepens After 2,700-Year-Old Bronze Sword Emerges Standing Upright.

CONSEQUENCES: DHS issues scathing update on future of ‘maple leaf menace’ accused of slapping patriotic teen.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT:  Witch’s Daughter.

Some letters come from the living. Some come from the dead. This one comes with a formula that turns a rowboat into a miracle.

Seventeen-year-old Lord Michael Ainsling — youngest brother of the Duke of Darkwater, builder of mechanical marvels, survivor of fairyland — receives a letter from a man sixteen years dead. The inventor Tristram Blakley has not perished; he has been imprisoned by his own genius and begs the one mind in all of Avalon brilliant enough to understand his work to set him free. All Michael has to do is find seven missing brothers first and walk a magical path..

Fifteen-year-old Albinia Blakley has spent her whole life under her mother’s iron thumb — and her mother is a witch. The day Al finally escapes down a rope of knotted sheets, she lands in a world she doesn’t recognize, with no money, no magic kit, and no idea that the stranger who catches her is about to become her greatest ally.

Together, a girl with more secrets than she knows and a boy who builds machines that try to murder him must outwit a sorceress, navigate the treacherous courts of Fairyland, and unravel an enchantment years in the making — before a family is lost for good.

Witch’s Daughter is a gaslamp fantasy brimming with wit, warmth, and wonder, for readers who love their magic wrapped in velvet and their adventures served with morning tea.

THERAPISTS NOW ASSURE CHEATING SPOUSES THAT ‘NOBODY EXPECTS FAITHFULNESS.’:  The step-by-step murder of marriage.

SURE SEEMS LIKE IT:  Deliberately Dumbing Down.

THEY’RE CHECKING THOSE FACTS THE WAY A HOCKEY DEFENDER CHECKS A WINGER:  CBS News’ ‘Fact-Checks’ of Trump’s Address Ignore the Facts.

I DON’T BELIEVE SHE WAS ‘GLUED’ TO BEGIN WITH:  Randi Weingarten’s AFT Speech Shows She’s Really Come Unglued.

YEAH. IT SURE IS A MYSTERY:  Kathy Hochul Got Grilled on Why Everyone Is Leaving NY.

AH, THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  RFK Jr. says HHS loses $100,000,000,000 a year to theft. He found some thieves would bribe poor people with flat screen TVs to get their patient numbers and enroll them in hospice. Then they would proceed to bill Medicaid “$6,000 a month FOREVER.“

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AND YET THIS AUTHORITARIAN SHITSTAIN THREW IN WITH THEM WHEN HE FIRST RAN:  Polis: Socialism ‘a Tool to Further Exploit People’.

But he sure can sniff the air and knows which way the wind is blowing.

OH, PLEASE, DO:  California State Auditor Urged to Probe Newsom-Linked No-Bid Diaper Deal.

I MEAN IT! GIVE BACK MY SHOCKED FACE:  As a former waterbomber pilot who used to lead an aerial firefighting fleet, I can tell you “send help” is an extremely dishonest framing by the Canadian government. The Canadian government routinely blocks U.S. firefighting companies from attacking fires in Canada, while aggressively sending their government-subsidized aircraft to the U.S. to earn commercial rates from the U.S. taxpayer. It’s big business for them and they run it like a Chinese protectionist racket.

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OH, HECK, JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING IS:   Olive Garden becomes unlikely face of voter ID fight after restaurant’s policy goes viral.  Conservatives from Trump to senators argue the restaurant’s photo ID policy is stricter than some voting laws.

THIS MONEY SHOULD BE CONFISCATED AND STUDENT LOANS FORGIVEN: These entities deserve no money:  US Universities Got Over $300M From Sanctioned China Entities.

WHICH OF YOU REPROBATES BORROWED THE SHOCKED FACE? Give it back. I have need of it:  $225,000,000 In ‘Hideous’ Fraud Schemes Found Across US Schools, Report Alleges.

WELL, THAT WILL STOP FRIVOLOUS H1B VISAS:  Trump administration weighs imposing $100K bonds on green card applicants.

IF YOU’RE NOT HAVING RAGE ISSUES, YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING THE NEWS:  Fuck You, Tim Walz.

CANADA’S SPEECH RULES DESERVE A BORDER INSPECTION. America should be very careful about importing any system that lets officials convert “reasonable limits” into permission slips for dissent.

OPEN THREAD: You know what to do.