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Jenny Lawson

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Jenny Lawson

@TheBloggess

NYT bestselling writer. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop. Weirdo. (she/her)

Texas

thebloggess.com

Born December 29

Joined April 2008

Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Apr 27, 2022
My husband and I worked hard to pay off our student loan debt and we’ve saved for decades for our child’s college fund, so is it fair that others might just get their student debt forgiven? Yes. It totally is. I don’t need others to suffer just bc I did.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Aug 12, 2022
Someone just asked me if it’s true that ADD meds are more addictive than heroin. I’ve forgotten to take my ADD meds for the last three days in a row. If you can forget you’re addicted to heroin then yeah, it’s probably the same thing.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
May 1, 2018
Very frustrated lady next to me at Gamestop: "My son Kevin wants Fork Knife for his birthday but no place has it in stock." me: I think it's Fortnite. Her: No. It's definitely Fork Knife. Sorry Kevin. I tried.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Jun 26, 2016
Hesitantly tapped on #trumpgirlsbreaktheinternet. Found this trending.
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Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
May 1, 2023
In case you're wondering how things are going in Texas, our district canceled all sex ed classes this year but is now required to offer kids training in bleeding control techniques, including "tourniquets approved for use in battlefield trauma care by the armed forces."
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Jun 1, 2023
A rando man just called me out for wearing a mask AS WE BOTH ENTERED A HOSPITAL. I was like, “Even if you’ve already been exposed to flesh-eating cholera doesn’t mean it’s fair for me to expose everyone else here.”
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Jun 8, 2018
People who are shocked that Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade are dead because “but they had everything!” clearly do not understand mental illness. It is as deadly as cancer. It tells terrible lies. Just because it’s not visible doesn’t mean it’s not real.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Aug 31, 2019
Big, terrifying news. Today I’m signing the lease for my bookstore bar. I want to vomit and cry all at the same time. Get ready for @NowhereBookshop, San Antonio.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Dec 3, 2020
Am I the only person who wears the same clothes 2-3 days in row bc it’s too mentally taxing to put together a new outfit?
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
May 1, 2022
Hailey and their sweetheart on their way to junior prom. Love them.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Feb 10, 2022
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever stayed up until 3am bc the book you’re reading is so brilliant you have to read “just one more chapter” and then another and then another until you give up on sleep and give yourself completely to the story?
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Jan 3, 2023
Mother. Fucker.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Sep 27, 2022
Victor: Why did you buy a Build-a-Bear outfit? Me: For reasons.
Jenny Lawson
@TheBloggess
Sep 21, 2018
#WhyIDidntReport Because I wasn’t ready to confront it. I’m still not. That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. I’ve written and deleted this tweet dozens of times bc even saying this much is scary.