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bleemeo
@bleemeo
Servers, Containers, and Applications monitoring made easy. #DevOps #Monitoring #Observability #Cloud
Toulouse, France
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    bleemeo
    @bleemeo
    Jul 24
    🚨 Your alert fires. By the time you SSH in, the spike's gone, and all looks fine. 🤷 Bleemeo snapshots the process list the instant it fires 📸 — PID, CPU, RAM — right on the event. A black box for incidents 📦: the culprit's already in the photo! 🎯 👉 bleemeo.com
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    Jul 22
    ☀️ We made a Summer Workbook for DevOps & monitoring. 6 illustrated lessons (golden signals, SLOs, alerting, incident response…), hands-on exercises, and a "What kind of SRE are you?" quiz. Free, no signup, no email 👉 bleemeo.com/resources/devo…
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    @bleemeo
    Jul 17
    Your monitoring shouldn't lock in your data. Bleemeo is open, end-to-end: Glouton, our open-source agent, speaks Prometheus, StatsD & Nagios Query + alert with PromQL. Open agent. Open protocols. No lock-in. Hosted in 🇪🇺 → bleemeo.com
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    @bleemeo
    Jul 10
    Bleemeo has an MCP server. Plug Claude, ChatGPT or Cursor into your monitoring and ask in plain language — "which servers are critical?", "summarize the last 24h of events". Hosted in Europe🇪🇺 👉 docs.bleemeo.com/mcp/
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    @bleemeo
    Jun 24
    Prometheus? OpenMetrics? OTLP? StatsD? Graphite? NRPE? Six open monitoring standards — which one for what? Our new field guide answers the real questions: ❓ Is OpenMetrics the same as Prometheus? ❓ Does OTel replace Prometheus? ❓ Push vs pull? 📖 bleemeo.com/blog/open-stan…
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