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Loris D'Antoni
@lorisdanto
A Professor @ucsd_cse. Scholar at Code Metal. Helps people write programs they can trust.
San Diego, CA
cseweb.ucsd.edu/~ldantoni/
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Mar 19, 2020
    Tried to crack a couple of jokes during today's video call. All fell flat. I guess my jokes are not even remotely funny.
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Mar 22, 2021
    And they said FizzBuzz was just a silly interview question
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Mar 13, 2022
    TFW the elevator can parse everything
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Jun 28, 2021
    I got tenure, now what?
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Mar 30, 2022
    A University of Tennessee Professor with a PhD from University of New Mexico wins the Turing award two days after USNews announces their usual University rankings.
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Sep 1, 2020
    Imagine starting a PhD now. Like, there is no free food, no cookies, no day old pizza. I don't think I'd have lasted long...
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Jan 9, 2024
    On this cue, I am beyond-excited to announce that I am joining the UC San Diego Department of Computer Science and Engineering @ucsd_cse as an Associate Professor this coming Fall. I will miss Madison and the great colleagues here, but looking forward to the new adventure ahead.
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    Nadia Polikarpova
    @polikarn
    Jan 9, 2024
    Replying to @polikarn and @lorisdanto
    srsly dude, you should move here
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Mar 3, 2024
    With the White House pushing people to switch from C to Rust, America will stop being the land of the free()
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Feb 11, 2019
    Stages of research: 1) Brickwall. Stuck, stuck, stuck... (>4 months) 2) Breakthrough. An idea that seems to work (1 month) 3) Polishing. Refine the idea till is clear an simple (>2 months) 4) Frustration. This idea is so simple, why did this take me so long
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Oct 12, 2024
    If you want to do a PhD on getting LLMs to spit out code that behaves as intended, come to @ucsd_cse nsf.gov/awardsearch/sh…
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Jan 5, 2024
    Breaking: Entirety of CS professors resigns after people find out their dissertations are copy-paste of their conference papers, without proper quotations
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Jul 15, 2020
    I decided to give back to the community. If you review a POPL paper for me, I will send back 2 more POPL papers for you to review. Only doing this for 30 minutes. Enjoy!
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    May 5, 2019
    As per tradition, the last question of my compilers final was: Write a haiku about compilers. 0.5 points if funny, 0.5 points if actually a haiku. These are some of the best ones (some are not haikus): 1/
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    Loris D'Antoni
    @lorisdanto
    Apr 20, 2021
    One of the greatest sources of disappointment in my life in the US has been the expectation I build up when people say: "This was so much fun, we should do it again soon" or "It's been so long, we should hang out soon" They never mean it, and somehow I never learn from it.
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