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america’s #1 creamer

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america’s #1 creamer

@plsssquietdown

28 • oliver/liv • they/them • Chicago • perfect organism • normal • working at a bakery not telling which one

Chicago, IL

Joined April 2014

america’s #1 creamer
@plsssquietdown
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Bruh I’m tired
america’s #1 creamer
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I tried to tweet tjis like three times and my phone just will not let me do it without a type ok whatever
america’s #1 creamer
@plsssquietdown
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What should I read next I’m serious hit me I’m listening to
america’s #1 creamer
@plsssquietdown
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Just ate more gumbo than a sane person ever would
america’s #1 creamer
@plsssquietdown
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What should I read next I’m serious hit me I’m listening to
america’s #1 creamer
@plsssquietdown
21h
I know what I need. Ceramic oyster shells big enough to hold the volume of an egg so I can make my morning savory steamed eggs in them and pretend I’m eating delicious silky oysters

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