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zeb

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zeb

@zebassembly

eng @cloudflare he/him

github.com/zebp

Joined September 2019

zeb
@zebassembly
Sep 4, 2025
Me uninstalling Arc as a certified Atlassian hater
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The Browser Company
@browsercompany
Sep 4, 2025
Today, The Browser Company of New York is entering into an agreement to be acquired by Atlassian for $610M in an all-cash transaction. We will operate independently, with Dia as our focus. Our objective is to bring Dia to the masses. 🔗 More details from our team below
zeb
@zebassembly
Sep 27, 2025
Now that Cloudflare containers are faster than Github actions, has anyone made docs around how I can use Cloudflare containers as my action runner?
zeb
@zebassembly
Oct 14, 2025
I spent much of last week helping investigate performance issues and running benchmarks from an EC2 VM and it was an incredibly fun experience. The team behind the Workers runtime is world class. One of my favorite parts about this is when we noticed an issue impacting Vercel
Cloudflare
@Cloudflare
Oct 14, 2025
Cloudflare investigated CPU performance benchmark results for Workers, uncovering and fixing issues, making Cloudflare Workers faster for all customers. blog.cloudflare.com/unpacking-clou…
zeb
@zebassembly
Oct 17, 2025
Watching the workers runtime team learn of the weird shit react does was honestly the funniest part of the whole benchmarking saga
Kenton Varda
@KentonVarda
Oct 17, 2025
React uses exceptions for flow control!?!?!?!!?!
GIF
zeb
@zebassembly
Feb 16, 2025
Taking a break from making a React + Cloudflare framework to make a sample application on that framework. So far: TLDraw, Durable Objects, D1, and better-auth Todo: browser rendering and workflows
00:00
zeb
@zebassembly
Oct 28, 2025
turns out, if you force Cloudflare engineers into a room to discuss performance they'll end up nerd sniping each other with crazy (and cool) performance gains
zeb
@zebassembly
Feb 21, 2025
This demo, boards.orange-js.dev, is now up on github using: - tldraw - better-auth - drizzle - r2 - d1 - workflows - durable objects - browser rendering github.com/orange-framewo…
zeb
@zebassembly
Feb 16, 2025
Taking a break from making a React + Cloudflare framework to make a sample application on that framework. So far: TLDraw, Durable Objects, D1, and better-auth Todo: browser rendering and workflows
00:00
zeb
@zebassembly
Sep 30, 2024
Replying to @WiiUrepairshop @CromwellArc and 2 others
I'm incredibly confident if you asked any respected doctor if you should recreationally use heroin and especially fentanyl without any medical supervision they'd suggest that you don't. Addiction is one thing but it's stupid easy to accidentally overdose on fentanyl
zeb
@zebassembly
Nov 11, 2025
Replying to @adriandlam_
actual R2 DX
zeb
@zebassembly
Oct 29, 2025
I recently finished a project to move the @Cloudflare dashboard to @rspack_dev with it finally hitting production today. The performance gains have been incredible, 30x faster builds and 60x faster HMR times. It's made our lives so much easier, several engineers have come up to
zeb
@zebassembly
Jul 10, 2025
What if your @CloudflareDev Durable Object was also a React component? Very bright future ahead for Cloudflare-first frameworks... (btw, zero bundle tricks)
zeb
@zebassembly
Mar 13, 2025
being a software engineer is racing to get your PR merged first so the other guy gets the merge conflict
zeb
@zebassembly
Dec 25, 2024
Nothing quite screams Christmas like a new library for simplifying Durable Objects! I just published my new library for automatically persisting JSON data in DOs via diffs tracked in SQLite. No explicit calls to save/load, everything is done automatically for you whenever your
zeb
@zebassembly
Oct 25, 2025
Words cannot explain how fucking crazy the Cloudflare data pipeline is, it's mostly not user facing but it underpins a lot of your favorite features at a scale that's unfathomable.
Thomas Ankcorn
@thomas_ankcorn
Oct 25, 2025
Yall are cute 🧡 blog.cloudflare.com/how-we-make-se…