Kirby (@kirby) / X

Kirby
@kirby
Jan 13, 2016
TSA needs BO sniffing dogs. What I went through thanks to 12A should be considered an act of terror
Kirby
@kirby
Dec 22, 2013
My chick fil a sandwich looks like Africa.
Kirby
@kirby
Oct 18, 2012
@chrissyteigen OMG Candy Corn on the Cob!! instructables.com/id/Candy-Corn-…
Kirby
@kirby
Aug 20, 2015
Double rainbow! #dc
Kirby
@kirby
Jan 11, 2014
Man brought his own space heater to Starbucks?
Kirby
@kirby
Jan 2, 2012
@chrissyteigen A picture is worth at least 9 words.
Kirby
@kirby
Mar 2, 2013
Really? So you're starving a child by sending me 6 cents and will not feed them until I return this money?
Kirby
@kirby
Nov 6, 2012
@chrissyteigen Not Born in Quinoa Salad. #electionpartyfood #gottasaythisonealoud
Kirby
@kirby
Nov 19, 2012
McDonalds Japan #19. Fries taste the same, no clue on sandwich, she said cheese demi-glaze? Sort of like mac and cheese
Kirby
@kirby
Jun 23, 2013
Mooooon
Kirby
@kirby
May 29, 2012
@chrissyteigen Here's a message from your future child:
Kirby
@kirby
Jan 6, 2012
@chrissyteigen You planned this Tweet didn't you. Except you're not in the sea.
Kirby
@kirby
Jul 7, 2013
People who think they know everything are particularly aggravating to those of us who do.
Kirby
@kirby
Jan 26, 2012
@chrissyteigen I can't tell if I like alcohol or I just enjoy hangovers.