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Lord Miles
@Lordmiles
Lord Miles is the last Great British Explorer who goes to the most extreme places on Earth. Catholic ✝️
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    Lord Miles
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    Jul 7
    My Gold Edition Osama bin Lighter has started shipping to pre-orders! 💎
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    Lord Miles
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    May 29, 2025
    My AirPod pros have been lost for a year in Pakistan and guess who’s going to go there next week and get his property back!
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    Lord Miles
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    May 30, 2025
    I know exactly what slum house my AirPods are in. Pakistan thief, IM COMING FOR YOU! I WILL GET MY AIRPOD PROS BACK!
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    Lord Miles
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    Dec 28, 2024
    I’d rather have illegal Mexicans than legal Indians
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    Lord Miles
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    Oct 11, 2023
    8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month.
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    Lord Miles
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    Apr 9, 2025
    I’ve been in France for 4 hours and I’m honestly having a nervous breakdown and want to blow my brains out. What a shithole
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    Lord Miles
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    Oct 1, 2024
    Imma kill half of X with this one video
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    Lord Miles
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    Aug 8, 2024
    4chan is trolling the British Emergency Police Livechat and it's hilarious 😭🤣
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    Lord Miles
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    Nov 28, 2024
    I’m about to emotionally break half the men on X with this post
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    Lord Miles
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    Oct 29, 2024
    South Korea has Declared TND South Koreans have been hunting down Johnny Somali and his friends for several days. They’ve beat him and dragged him into the road. You might remember Jonny Somali from being a piece of sh*t in Japan for streamer clout. Allegedly an Ex MMA
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    Lord Miles
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    May 30, 2025
    1 LIKE = 1 play sound into the ears of the thief who stole my AirPods in Pakistan
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    Lord Miles
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    Apr 9, 2025
    I’m currently in Paris for 1 day and I understand the directors decision now
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    Lord Miles
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    Mar 8, 2025
    People are asking why I came to Jordan. Literally just to pick up this coat. Nothing else. Flights cheaper than shipping
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    Lord Miles
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    Mar 7, 2025
    I’m fully leaving the UK on March 31st. The tax year begins on April 1st, I’ll no longer be a UK tax resident, I’ll get to pay ZERO income tax. And to be frank, the UK has gone to shit. Why should I continue to waste my hard earned money by paying 45% of it to a government
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