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Mike Botkin
@MikeBotkin_
Previously exited a commercial service rollup.
Orlando, FL
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    May 6, 2017
    Don't be afraid to try what you're not qualified to do. If I only did what I was qualified to do, I'd be pushing a broom somewhere. -Sacca
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 28, 2025
    Crazy. Has anyone heard or has this happen before? I ordered a new iPad from @Apple Delivery scheduled today via @UPS UPS driver knocks on my door and tells me this…. <verifies I’m me> Then tells me that some guy flagged him down on the road (a few min away from my house)
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @MikeBotkin_
    Update 4 @Apple replacing the items. 🫡 🍎 @UPS nothing, no movement, no acknowledgement, still shows delivered. You guys suck.
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @MikeBotkin_ @UPS and @Apple
    Update 3 @UPS is helpless @Apple is “investigating”, I feel like they don’t believe me that it was stolen since the great folks at @UPS marked it as delivered. Thanks guys. Also — I don’t think driver had anything to do with it. He came and knocked on my door, based on his
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @MikeBotkin_
    Lets hope @UPS doesn't get ahold of it this time.
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @MikeBotkin_
    Update 1. Filed police report 2. @UPS COMPLETED the delivery, and told me he had to do and to file a report with UPS. < NOW, I am arguing with @Apple that it was stolen and it was not “completed”> 3. Now I have to file a report with @UPS , how tf do I do that? “Umm, your
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @MikeBotkin_ @UPS and @Apple
    Update 2 @UPS won’t let me file claim. Said @Apple has to file.
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @0xSkip @Apple and @UPS
    Why? The ups driver stayed and gave a statement on the police report.
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @gahoagie @Apple and @UPS
    Exactly what I was wondering
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Aug 5, 2023
    I was named COO of a large company at a relatively young age. The CEO and I would meet 2/3x per week and go over anything and everything. Something he did that...I think...helped me. He'd make me send over a 1 sentence list of topics we are going to discuss, and he meant 1
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Jul 27, 2025
    Woke up, my dog won’t put any weight on his front paw and shakes when I try to inspect. Made an appt at the closest vet that is open today. I get here. I get sniff (pun) a PE backed business from a mile away. All the signs are flashing. I look it up. Yep, 2023 sold to PE.
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @matthewtucker @Apple and @UPS
    Exactly.
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Sep 16, 2020
    Been looking at buying a lawn service company. Zeroed in on one near me in Central Florida 40yrs in operation. Owner is in 60s. Has nobody to pass it down to. Does $800k in gross sales per yr. (just wait)
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    Mike Botkin
    @MikeBotkin_
    Jan 3, 2024
    My wife potty trained both of our kids in less than 3 days. Her secret? No diapers. Completely naked for 2-5 days. Yes, you have a ton of messes to clean up...initially. But, for whatever natural reason...kids know not to pee or poop on the floor, couches, etc. when they
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    Shannen Michaela
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    Jan 2, 2024
    We have been potty training our newborn since he was 10 days old We live in a society that literally teaches children to poo themselves, and then after 2+ years we have to try and break the habit I haven’t had to clean a dirty diaper in weeks, but Big Nappy doesn’t want you to
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