- Google Duplex: "Hi! Uhm... I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 3." Restaurant: "Sure! What time would you like?" Google Duplex: "it's, uhh... for tomorrow May the 11th at NULL POINTER EXCEPTION." Restaurant: "Internal Exception: Invalid parameter not satisfying: time".
- Replying to @AngryBlackLadyAnd $40 for a wedding buffet is cheap. I’d happily pay for this and I hope this gets normalized tbh
- Apple’s ability to tell a clear story about how they will help normal people like you get stuff done is night and day compared to Google.
- I love my brand new Apple Watch Series 10 running watchOS 11. You can really feel the polish accumulated over 9 years.
- I *never* put stickers on my Macs, but I couldn't help it this time. Getting to work on adding Voice to ChatGPT has been the proudest moment of my career. I can't wait for you all to experience it. It's truly an incredibly remarkable technology.
- I don’t think I’ll ever regret sending this email. Management throwing an employee under the bus on Twitter is next-level toxic behavior. Par for the course, I guess.
- Replying to @JaviChatGPT for Mac is a fully native macOS app. Not Electron. Not even Catalyst. This was a heroic effort by the team, and the result looks beautiful, if I may say so myself. And now I can finally say: we’re hiring for amazing macOS and Windows engineers! 🧑💻👩💻 My DMs are open.
- Some personal news… today is my first day at Facebook as a Site Reliability Engineer!
