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- The text saying that you’re about to be MIA because you’re going on vacation is an elite text to send
- 6 hour daily screen time? What, like it's hard?
- My lock screen is just a graveyard of notifications I’ve ignored for the past 3+weeks
- If someone ghosts you then texts you out of nowhere just hit em with “who’s this?”
- "Sorry for the late reply" -Me after reading your text in the notification bar 4 days ago
- Me in 2012: custom ringtones and profile pics for all my closest contacts Me in 2026: my wife is still saved in my phone as "brittney sephora"
- The biggest blow to my confidence is when I spell a word so wrong, the red underline won't even offer a suggestion
- When my gf says "stoptalkingaboutmintmobileatparties" but that's genuinely not my name, so I keep doing it:
- "This is unrealistic...these characters don't seem stressed about their phone bill at all" - big wireless customer watching a horror movie
- Phone storage full because apparently screenshots are forever
- Headphones in. Tray table up. Putting your phone on airplane mode like ✌️✈️
- Ever look down at your phone then look up and suddenly 40 minutes have passed? Me neither.
- Waking up to a phone battery at 2% is usually the start of a bad day
