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Tom Ballard

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Tom Ballard

@TomCBallard

Komedian. Sven in #Deadloch. 2026 tour on sale now. Co-host @SeriousDangerAU: a podcast about the @Greens.

Australia

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Born November 26

Joined April 2009

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Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Jun 10
I'm returning to @edfringe in 2026 with my (funny) show about naughty jokes and war and speech and Tony Blair and Nazis. 16:25 at Monkey @BarrelComedy from August 3rd. Book now (please) edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Jun 24, 2020
Stop complaining ABC your job is easy just make great content with no money that everybody loves but that doesn’t compete with commercial media and fearlessly hold to account the people in government who control your budgets and don’t think you should exist
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Jan 4, 2022
After listening to the calls to boycott the @Sydney_Festival over its decision to accept funding from and partner with the Embassy of Israel, I have decided to withdraw from my scheduled performance at the Festival's Gala Comedy Night, in solidarity.
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Sep 19, 2018
If you put needles in strawberries, you are scaring children and YOU ARE A GRUB. If you keep children on a prison island and make them want to kill themselves, you get a trophy.
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Jun 15, 2022
Put 👏 all 👏 politicians 👏 on 👏 the 👏 minimum 👏 wage 👏
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Feb 26, 2024
We have the dumbest media in the whole entire world
2GB Sydney
@2GB873
Feb 26, 2024
A big address from Anthony Albanese... but where's the Australian flag? 🧐🇦🇺 MORE: 2gb.com/barely-visible…
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Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Nov 10, 2020
Credit to Morrison for not letting sex scandals distract his government from their focus on keeping people living below the poverty line
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
May 11, 2020
To be fair it's pretty impressive that Alan Jones still hasn't died of shame
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Jan 23, 2021
Please don’t run me over
Prue MacSween
@macsween_prue
Jan 23, 2021
You are pathetic. I feel sorry for you
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Jan 22, 2021
Prue MacSween
@macsween_prue
Jan 22, 2021
The pile on against Margaret Court is a national disgrace & against all we cherish & celebrate in this country including free speech, freedom of religious values. Honouring high achievement at this time is important. Cancelling history is not the right path. Learning from it is.
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Feb 3, 2019
Imagine thinking you deserve credit for taking children out of a torture camp that you proudly funded and defended for years and after previously spending shitloads of money on court cases fighting the removal of children from that same torture camp no thanks into the bin
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Jan 18, 2022
“Militant unions” = unions that do anything
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Apr 13, 2022
If I were running for public office, I would simply know all the answers to all the questions, then everyone would like me and I would win.
Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Apr 19, 2020
Imagine thinking of being banned from the Liberal Party for life as a punishment