I develop
and design
software.

About me

I'm Jack. I've been gaslighting computers since 2015. My friends praise me for my breadth of knowledge but despise me for my complete lack of depth.

My pronouns are he/him.

The buttons around the page are my socials. Feel free to contact me on Signal or Discord.

I taught myself programming. Most of my projects are written in TypeScript or Rust, but previously I used Luau a lot.

I'm not (yet) a reverse engineer. Until concerningly recently, I actually believed computers were strictly typed, errors and structs were real, functions had a defined length like a slice, and that registers don't exist. Like the JVM. Since I found out that was wrong, I've been terrified of computers.

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WHY DO YOU THINK I THINK YOU'RE THE GENIUS FOR THIS
―May, assassin, October 2026
are u speedrunning deeath
―Clazite, October 2026
DUDE / THATS LIKE / NEARLY INSTANT / LOL / IT WORKED / 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 / thank you jack!!!
―mau, method meister, August 2025
WOAH
―Naomi, abuser of .clone(), December 2025
I don't know how he acquired [the jack.cab domain]
―TJ VanToll, co-host of Front-End Fire, April 2026
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