A Ficathon Goes Into a Bar

title: my life's a mess, but i call it mine
author: nautastellaris
prompt: mike morton walks into a bar and meets... dimitri!
fandom: fire emblem: three houses, identity v
word count: 4,240
rating: T
content warnings: no archive warnings apply
summary:

“you should try something else. that hard stuff’ll knock you out harder than a concussion after a sixty-foot fall.”

“that's... oddly specific.”

“i speak from experience.”

dimitri has never had a night to himself, one that was free of the mess that is post-war politics and conflict. mike tries to make things interesting.

my life's a mess, but i call it mine on AO3