Dear Seattle,
You are a great place to visit: spectacular scenery, mind-expanding art exhibits, excellent museums, fun-and-funky hotels, good rooms to listen to music, a world of good food, and fine, fine coffee. And it's always warmer, drier and brighter than Vancouver, no matter how miserable it might seem.
But what, my dear Emerald City, gives with all the incense? There seems to be a underground competition for stinkiest store, with a retail offender on every corner. I'm glad you have a no-smoking ordinance (although since legalization, like in my home town it seems to apply only to tobacco).
It would be nice if there was a law against burning nasty shit. You can be assured I won't be patronizing a store if there are 5 dung-sticks burning at the front door.
Love,
Kopper
You are a great place to visit: spectacular scenery, mind-expanding art exhibits, excellent museums, fun-and-funky hotels, good rooms to listen to music, a world of good food, and fine, fine coffee. And it's always warmer, drier and brighter than Vancouver, no matter how miserable it might seem.
But what, my dear Emerald City, gives with all the incense? There seems to be a underground competition for stinkiest store, with a retail offender on every corner. I'm glad you have a no-smoking ordinance (although since legalization, like in my home town it seems to apply only to tobacco).
It would be nice if there was a law against burning nasty shit. You can be assured I won't be patronizing a store if there are 5 dung-sticks burning at the front door.
Love,
Kopper