QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Look or Can Everyone Tell You’re Wearing Shorts for the First Time? “The shape of my calves is a secret kept between me and god.”
Woman Doing Her Best to Look Sexy Despite Actively Wearing Six Layers “Looking hot is the winter is all about the eyes, because that’s all you can see when I’m out on the town.”
Thanksgiving Outfits That Say, ‘Wait, We’re Doing Outfits?’ That is, until your aunt brings up the election.
5 Tattoos That Say, ‘I Canceled Therapy to Pay for This’ A sleeve can run you a couple thousand bucks, so it’s best to hold off on that $25 therapy copay.
QUIZ: Should You Try Cutting Your T-Shirt or Just Throw It in the Trash Right Now? Can you trust yourself to cut in a straight line?
4 Capri Pants That Mosquitoes Will Love Show off your juicy ankles for every person, or insect, to see!
5 Plain, Generic T-Shirts That Will Somehow Still Have Something Wrong With Them There is actually a weird cut on the side and the back of the shirt is longer than the front.
Backless Gowns That’ll Make Him Say, ‘We Should Biopsy This One Just in Case’ As soon as your man, or doctor, sees you in this little number, he’ll be referring you to another doctor for a second opinion!
Woman Unsure If Jeans Are Perfect Size or 11 Sizes Too Big “Yeah they’re definitely big. But isn’t that good? That’s good, right? We think that’s good.”
Winter Hair Trends That Won’t Matter Because You’re Gonna Wear a Beanie Everyday These will not protect you against harsh temperatures of the season, so you will have to cover them with the same hat you’ve had since 2018.
Woman Emerges From Thrifting Haze to Discover She Purchased a 19th Century Bathing Dress “It seemed like a perfect wardrobe staple at the time.”
Maybelline Unveils New Lipstick Specially Designed to Write Ominous Threats on Mirrors It will not come off with soap and water when your nemesis dramatically tries to wipe the message away with a bathroom paper towel.
4 Must-Have Ankle Band-Aids to Pair With Your New Loafers Breaking in a new pair of loafers doesn’t have to be a life-or-death experience.
4 Tattoos That You Can’t Afford to Get Removed Here are four tattoos you’re gonna love – because you literally cannot afford not to.
5 High SPF Sunscreens to Wear While Watching TV All Day Hey, who knows? Maybe today you’ll go to the store or something!
Study Finds Hair Grows Slowest After Receiving Bob Haircut At the end of the study, many participants hadn’t even been able to grow their hair into a cute lob.
3 Oversized Blazers to Make You Look Like You’re in a Middle School Production of ‘Death of a Salesman’ Willy Loman-core!
3 Preventative Botox Treatments That Will Do Nothing for When the Locusts Come While it might keep your forehead forever smooth, it will do nothing to fight off the holy locusts from razing down every tree in the land.
5 Curly Hair Routines That Also Double as H.I.I.T. Workouts Now that’s what we call explosive anaerobic exercise!
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