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There was blood on the walls, sliding down, thick and viscous over congealed residuum. Dripping in heavy, spattering globules to pool in the depressions.

Cooling, thickening puddles of gore that were surprisingly difficult to dislodge. Domestic cleaning products not generally aimed at removing the contents of exploded blood bags from the inside of white goods.

Spike had learned several things. To assume that plastic was non-microwave safe if not marked otherwise. Heating plastic affected the taste of food. But how was he to know that sealed containers exploded. Or that they could cover the inside of an appliance so readily.

open_on_sunday — challenge #47: livejournal mood: impressed
Part of the Microwave!verse

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Current Music: tom jones — black betty

Bloody vampire, always complaining about the taste of his rations.

Of course human blood tastes better, you're drinking straight from the source. The butcher supplied product suffers the taint of time. And with the appalling state of abattoirs these days, the processing side of things is none too safe either, it's a dodgy enough prospect eating meat these days.

I would have expected Spike to know not to microwave his food in the plastic packaging. I thought he would have known better than to follow food preparation tips from people whose only concept of food is a pre-packaged microwaveable box.

open_on_sunday — challenge #47: livejournal mood: annoyed
Part of the Microwave!verse