Catham Joker

demozoo : Janes OnderGrond

what day is it ?

o dear ...

it does not matter how slow you go

as long as you do not stop

(Confucius?)

since Santa will be bringing no income for new year we'll have to reconsider the necessity of several things , we'll see about this profile if it has a use of sorts

1) anything we do is NO a.i. licensed , im sure you know what that means, wether its writ, code, music or gfx or your panties, EVERYTHING

the usual things :

we are totally not interested in introducing ourselves, we dont go on discord and i say we because janes ondergrond is not a doompatrol metafor , im a bonafide mental patient with physical issues and a few clinics on my resume, i say this to avoid people who think YOU SO WITTY and then cant handle all that because of some cultural quirk , we are dirt poor for a while now so thats why musketeer is the last game bought, there is no style but "my style" we dont even have a hi school degree but manage mos assembler and jagstudio quite well, our old STE is still under study though, we dont fit in anywhere and have no friends, since 15 years no life, and since this year no income. We are a very strange person if you take normal people as the norm , SO ...

the thing on stuffs :

we are good at many things but not at sales so unless someone does that for us we wont have kickstarters or patreons BUT - if you see a (future or ongoing) project listed on this page, what you CAN do is buy one of the available games, there will always be at least one online. You can pay anything betwenn 0 and Elon Musks wallet and leave a comment on "because youre such a nice skitzo" or "because id like to see THAT (prod) happening" 

Otherwise we'll  be doing whatever since there's no point to anything anyway

things to do would include

more or less in order of what we want :

1. Middlersted (c64 easyflash game) - set in Tyrnnanoght
2. Queen under the Mountain (Atari STe 4mb + hard drive) turn based game (preferably SSI-like but considering the hardware we think theres more chance of Heroes-like) - set in Tyrnannoght
3. JoGforce-01 , a shmup for the jag to honour Soulforce by sarah jane avory - but after doing Oggy im not sure if we want to face those von neumann denying bugs that simply have no logical sense to it again ... Oggy works (on the stuff we have) and we'll  be updating the gfx and sound until satisfied
4. a Tic-80 game : Oggy series "oggys training parcour" - speedrunner but different fromthe jag game, probably finisheable in 2 minutes or otherwise 5 to 6 if you dont do it perfect (because we wanna ... do a tic-80 game .. just one, AND you can put it on an itch page to play online so theres something to do here
5. picotron and voxatron game ... undefined
6. Tyrnannoght - the original world but with a Qud-like interface, weve been messing with Godot on the raspberry pi 5 and have like a 3 layer map that can zoom with movable player object and dynamically constructed level 1 zoom map and persistence on every move but its on the shelf since for no money retro-computing is a lot more interesting .. i guess that could be compiled to amd64 just the same from the same code and the same engine
7. something for the agon light2 and the neo6502 (well we have them from before the great collapse ...)
8. we found about this console called Meg-4
9. id really love to : im amiga-curious and NES-curious, after seeing elder scrolls for gameboy (find it here on itch) maybe even gameboy curious but as life goes and in this physical and mental condition if we get 1 and 2 done it will already be an achievement ... feel free to donate 100 million by buying one of the available games once for 100 million or send us a real jag or an A1200, a refurbished real hw NES or a real GB ... but most of all wed like a Falcon 030 or a Sharp X68 .. other than that ... well at least we'll be busy until dead or demented

Nobody will be pushing anything and at this point we dont expect anything either but if you feel maecenical the option is there, we wont be on discord and i dont see the point in patreon if you can just "buy game at any price here" (thats probably why we suck at sales hah hah hah)

SO ... if you have nothing constructive to say, please leave it out, also no advertising unless you hand us money to leave it there, you can say whatever else you want in the comments but i dont guarantee itch will leave it there.

If you dont like it ?

well ... we cant just all get along, can we ...

you should check the games, not my facebook page (i dont have one anyway) and see if you like THAT instead :p

"i never turn on the tv so i dont know who twitter is"