Snow fanfic etc

Jan. 27th, 2026 09:14
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We got around a foot of snow, no ice at all. It stayed aroudn 7F all day sunday and rose to a balmy 20F yesterday. My dad got giddy and spent a good portion of the day plowing all the snow, I think he's missed doing it since I came back and have doing it. I cleaned off all the vehicles and shoveled the sidewalk at least. It was -8F this morning somewhat unexpectedly, but I left the faucet dripping and everything was okay there. 

I felt under the weather the last two days, I think I stressed myself out too much with Friday and Saturday work, especially the straw spreading so intensely. My problem elbow (right) feels weird. Not super sore, just weird. I was using it more when putting bales in the shredder to keep pressure off the wound in my left index finger and I think it's unhappy because of that. Someday I will get that checked out. But also I suspect I have a period coming up this week which is always a terrible time. I was able to get a new T prescription finally but the effects won't kick back in for a bit. I suspect my tiredness is hormonal related generally. Bleh. 

Sunday, I spent a good amount of time spinning, which is something I can do so long as I remember to keep my index finger away from thr wool. Can't knit for sure. 

I did remove the stitches yesterday, the skin flap finally sealed itself up solidly and the stitches touching things were hurting more than the cut, so I just got them out. Plus I think I was fussing with them in my sleep even though I had wrapped it. It still makes washing dishes extremely difficult. 

Yesterday, I read fanfiction, made this cookie recipe (delicious even if it was way way way too thick to pipe even after adding a lot more milk, I wonder if the milk quantity was a typo), tried making foccacia and burned the bejeesus out of it, made risotto for dinner and crafted. I was very tired and down feeling for most of the day but I did perk up and feel better with crafting hangout time. Yay socializing! Plus I made progress on projects. 

Fanfiction wise, I have started reading a few witcher fanfics. I don't even go there, but somehow ended up reading (via the author gremble rec'd below):

The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics - listen, I don't even go here. I know basically nothing about Witcher, but this series explains everything anyway. It's very enjoyable. Very wish fulfillment but enjoyable all the same

Then I looked at friend [personal profile] dragonlady7 (bomberqueen17 on Ao3 and tumblr)'s fic which I do love all the stuff she writes in other fandoms and decided to jump in and have read almost all of her witcher fics in the last three days. It's over 1 million words. It's very good. Still ongoing but she's a great writer and I do love threesomes with feelings and she likes writing those. Even her smut is usually in service of character and relationships development so I'll read it which is pretty good for my taste. Most times smut is skippable but I'll read hers mostly. 

other two fanfics I've been reading lately

Bring Down Rain by gremble - ever want to think about the inherent horror of ComfortUnits in the Murderbot universe but also how they're people too???? it's so good. Still updating, but the author is pretty consistent and it's almost done

for the want of a jewel by FormLessVoidbeast - The above series reminded me of this original fic which I had read first and now that I've looked, it is inspired by it. Really fun and good, interesting worldbuilding too. 


Return of the Newbery Project

Jan. 27th, 2026 09:26
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The Newbery Project is BACK, baby! Yesterday, the American Library Association announced the 2026 Newbery winners, which means I’ve got five hot fresh Newbery books to read.

After winning a Newbery Honor in 2018 for Piecing Me Together, Renee Watson went for gold this year with All the Blues in the Sky. I quite liked Piecing Me Together, so I’m hopeful I’ll enjoy this new one as well.

Daniel Nayeri is also a familiar Newbery name: he got an honor in 2024 for The Many Assassinations of Samir, the Seller of Dreams, which I thought was pretty mediocre to be honest. But perhaps I’ll be more impressed by The Teacher of Nomad Land: A World War II Story.

Although this is Karina Yan Glaser’s first Newbery, I’m familiar with her Vanderbeekers series, which is a sort of modern-day version of the Melendys. I read the first book and thought it was okay, but not so okay that I wanted to read on… so we’ll see how I feel about The Nine Moons of Han Yu and Luli.

Finally, two books by new-to-me authors: Aubrey Hartman’s The Undead Fox of Deadwood Forest, and María Dolores Águila’s A Sea of Lemon Trees: The Corrido of Roberto Alvarez. The title of the first is giving me flashbacks to Scary Stories for Young Foxes, which was perhaps the Newbery’s first foray into horror. Fox horror possibly its own genre now? Will report back as I learn more.

New Year, New Layout…

Jan. 28th, 2026 00:18
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 Time for a change… somewhat of a change… 
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Enough with the horrible stories of ICE’s rampage through Minnesota. Let’s take a break and read a horrible story about ICE’s rampage through Colorado!

The Colorado Sun reports that several people were arrested by ICE last week after traffic stops in rural Eagle County. When family and friends went to pick up the abandoned cars that ICE left sitting by the side of the road — as they have been doing all over the Twin Cities as well — they found agents had left cards featuring the ace of spades in at least two of them.

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The ace of spades. You know, the same card that American soldiers used to leave on the bodies of enemy soldiers they killed in Vietnam as an intimidation tactic, and which has since been appropriated as a symbol of death by other cultural groups like white supremacists and biker gangs?

How did that work out for American soldiers in Vietnam, anyway? Did we win?

In Colorado, just in case there was any doubt that those cards didn’t randomly fall out of a deck that happened to be in the cars, the words “ICE Denver Field Office” followed by the office’s address in Aurora were printed on them. So someone really went to some effort to get these cards made.

What charmers. Real pride of American law enforcement shit right here.

How disturbing is it that ICE agents are leaving death cards at the scene of random abductions? So disturbing that, contra what it does in damn near every situation where its agents do something inhumane, the Department of Homeland Security condemned the use of the cards:

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security said via email Friday that ICE is investigating the situation and “unequivocally condemns this type of action and/or officer conduct.”

“Once notified, ICE supervisors acted swiftly to address the issue,” Homeland Security officials wrote. “The ICE Office of Professional Responsibility will conduct a thorough investigation and will take appropriate and swift action.”

No, no, no. You guys are supposed to say something like “There have been no abductions. We have been arresting criminal illegal aliens in service to the orders of Emperor of All the Realms Donald Trump. Most people are very happy that we are doing it. Our heroic ICE agents are working around the clock despite the fact that the radical left Democrats in charge of the great state of Colorado refuse to help. Those cards were left as a courtesy, to let other criminal illegal aliens know that we are coming for them too, and they can save themselves by self-deporting immediately. Heil Trump!”

This from DHS was also funny:

“Under President Trump and Secretary Noem, ICE is held to the highest professional standard ... America can be proud of the professionalism our officers bring the job day-in and day-out.”

Immigration agents are gunning people down in the streets. We’d hate to see what behavior officials would consider unprofessional.

Boy, just wait until Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller hear about this beta-cuck “we condemn this action” bullshit. We expect demotions for everyone involved. Everyone doing the condemning, anyway. The agents themselves will probably get challenge coins and transfers to Minnesota, along with “weapons free” rules of engagement.

As we mentioned, using the ace of spades as a death calling card started in Vietnam. But the highest levels of our government have tacitly condoned it. During the Iraq War, the military put together a deck of playing cards with high-level Iraqi officials’ names and faces printed on them. George W. Bush supposedly kept a deck in his desk in the Oval Office. He would draw an X over each one that American soldiers captured or killed during the Iraq War. The ace of spades in that deck was Saddam Hussein himself.

A lot of writers and thinkers over the years warned that the tactics the United States used in the Global War on Terror, and particularly in Afghanistan and Iraq, could one day be brought home and used on the streets of America. People didn’t listen. Now that is exactly what is happening.

How bad has all of this gotten for the Trump administration after weeks of sending its untrained Gestapo into the streets? The Wall Street Journal, The New York Post, and even The Free Press all published editorials on Monday condemning ICE’s actions in Minneapolis and telling Trump he needs to change course. So gosh darn it, our get-it-done president is getting it done:

I am sending Tom Homan to Minnesota tonight. He has not been involved in that area, but knows and likes many of the people there. Tom is tough but fair, and will report directly to me. Separately, a major investigation is going on with respect to the massive 20 Billion Dollar, Plus, Welfare Fraud that has taken place in Minnesota, and is at least partially responsible for the violent organized protests going on in the streets. Additionally, the DOJ and Congress are looking at “Congresswoman” Illhan Omar, who left Somalia with NOTHING, and is now reportedly worth more than 44 Million Dollars. Time will tell all. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

Tom Homan. Sure, that snarling mush-mouthed orc will definitely calm everything down. Way to go, sir.

There were also reports Monday night that Greg Bovino would likely retire after being relieved of his duties. This was followed by reports that he had not been relieved of his duties. As Bovino himself might say with that important-sounding military jargon so many of the wingnuts love, the situation in the battle space remains fluid.

Still, we suppose it is a small ray of light that our big boy president is hinting at pulling one of his famous TACO moves. Even he knows how bad all of this looks. Whether anything changes, or he simply replaces Gregory Bovino with either Tom Homan or the moldering corpse of Bull Connor, remains to be seen.

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Snowflake Challenge #13

Jan. 27th, 2026 02:16
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Challenge #13

TALK ABOUT A COMMUNITY SPACE YOU LIKE. It doesn’t need to be your favorite, or the one where you spend the most time (although it certainly can be). Maybe it’s even one that you’ve barely visited. But talk about that space and how it helps support fannish community.


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This ended up being kind of a strengths and weaknesses for Dreamwidth and Discord post. They are the two places where I most frequently converse or observe others conversing, and here is what I have noticed.

Pro DW:

My main space is simply this network of DW journals, with links to AO3. It is designed for individual spaces. I like the archival qualities and the threaded comments, and the easy approachability of the conversations. Something I struggle with over on Discord is how conversations happen in real time and I tend to arrive after they have concluded. Older, interesting meta disappears several hundred scrolls above the current topic and the subjects I would have jumped on are over by the time I see them. Here, if I see an interesting post before I have to leave for work, it can wait and I can fire off a comment the instant I'm back home. And if I'm having a tough evening, it can wait until morning. I can even show up later than that. It is a very forgiving platform for the passage of time in the real world, where Discord is inherently linked to it.

If I have free time and open Discord, I sometimes face the irony that nobody is around until after I've given up and gone away. None of this is helped by my working Saturday afternoons. I feel like I miss all the good stuff over there. So Discord is mostly a place where I lurk, or do individual messaging like it's a phone on my computer.

DW is where I try to communicate to the world at large. It's also easier because Discord servers are a group area, a public space. If I go there to talk, I am inherently encroaching on someone else's time. "Stop what you're doing and talk to me!" Here, I have my own space, where I can feel like I'm not bothering anyone, especially with the wonder of cut tags, which make my posts completely voluntary to view.

On the paradoxical flipside, Discord is utterly terrible for shy fandom newcomers because it is a private public space. So much stuff is invite only and you can't see what you're stepping into before you do. I still only have the one server. I spent so much of the first couple years on DW scrolling through other people's journals, reading their comment sections and learning the etiquette by example. Discord would have made all of that research impossible and hindered my efforts to slowly learn how to talk to people.

Pro Discord:

However, there are a lot of people over there and the energy is palpable. That sense of somebody always being around in a server, and the layout where anything you haven't read getting bolded (the opposite of DW; you literally can't hide your words over there) means it is the go to place if you need swift advice.

First year I did the Shortcuts exchange, I was limited to DW, I was brand new, and the one person I saw offering to beta for others was my own assignment. I made a separate request, but failed to find someone else to beta my fic, and I felt great shame in this. Second year, I was on the Shortcuts Discord, and no sooner did I miserably type my request into the appropriate thread, without even having time to begin spiralling over the ways it could go wrong, when I got someone cheerily saying "sure thing!"

Also, the PM system over there works great and is super easy to switch over to, if a conversation starts to wander from the server topic, or just feels like it should be private. Sometimes the public-facing, archival quality of DW and AO3 actually hinders easy conversation. Sometimes I need to vent, and Discord having what amounts to a phone system makes that okay.

I also believe Discord is so high on energy because of the casual nature of its posting strategy. I wish more people would just fire off a casual thought on DW, but it is designed for long-form and that factors into the kind of thing people say. Posts take time to craft. People are expending higher resources, and that means a post which is met with silence is a bit crushing.

On Discord, you can just toss a quick sentence into the crowd. If it gets picked up and evolves into a conversation, great! If not, you lost about ten seconds. It is much easier to just hang out, to have a presence. I wish DW was more active, but I can see why it isn't. There have been plenty of times I haven't had the reserves for it, either. I get it. It's fun, but it's time consuming and can be very quiet.

Conclusions:

The best strategy is to use both, as they counterbalance each other's limitations. However, I think everyone will naturally have a preference. Mine is for DW. My adoption of Discord is slow, but I have learned to appreciate what it does for fandom. More so by making this post.
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Having successfully fled her home city with the proceeds of a spectacular heist, Aiah must now build a new life on that foundation.

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The thing about the changes made in the new miniseries of The Seven Dials Mystery is that they seem motivated by a couple of motives that strike me as unwise and illigitimate:

  • to make a rollicking comedy-adventure-farce way more serious and solemn and sad

  • to make sure the main heroine is not motivated by spunk, excitement, or sheer desire to solve crimes, but by revenge for the man she loooooooooved

  • to make the heroine just the MOST speshul, not because of what she achieves or her choices and actions, but because of who she innately is



You see what I'm saying? Read more... )

Raphael Madonna

Jan. 27th, 2026 13:16
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 I thought I'd have another go at having AI conjure me up an old master. I asked for a Leonardo Virgin and Child again but it can't get the Mona Lisa out of its machine mind so I went sideways and asked for a Raphael Madonna.

It gave me this.

"But that's not the Virgin Mary," I thought,

And then a moment later..." O, I see....."

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Good morning, let’s start with a nice story:

BYE BITCH. Greg Bovino, the 3-foot-7-inch angry weenus border Nazi who’s been strutting around Minnesota overseeing state-sanctioned murder — while looking and sounding like a gay interior designer from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, doing a Freaky Friday Halloween with a butch lesbian also from Hattiesburg, Mississippi — is either fired, or retiring, or getting fired-tired and deported back to El Centro, California. May his days there be as miserable as the days he has caused for others, until he goes on trial, after which may his days get worse. It’s also possible Kristi Noem and the thug she’s extramaritally fucking are also about to get fired. [Atlantic]

The Trump Regime is sending Tom Homan in to save the day, because when you’re a winning regime that’s going to win, Tom Homan is the hero you send in to save the day. Hey protesters, we hear he’s easily distracted by shopping bags that say “$50,000”. [Minneapolis Star-Tribune]

Obviously please understand that while it is hilarious and wonderful and fun to watch Bovino’s career being ruined like this, this is just a shuffling of the deck chairs, and it ain’t over until all the Nazis are being punished to the fullest extent of the law. On that note, Secretary Shitfaced just approved a request from DHS to use Fort Snelling next to the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport as a staging area for their Nazi bullshit. [San Francisco Chronicle]

A bunch of Bovino’s CBP and DHS Nazis are also leaving Minnesota with him, though. So it’s really unclear exactly what’s going to happen in Minnesota now. [MS NOW]

This is a good read on what the curb-kicking of Little Greggers really means for the state-of-play for the ruling Nazi regime.

Regardless, no matter how much they send Tom Homan to Minneapolis to slur and mush-mouth fascism at the locals, they all look like little bitches today. So the fight continues, we’re stronger than we understood yesterday, and they know it.

They might be paring way down in Minnesota — maybe — but trust they will attack more places now. It’s being reported that morale among ICE Nazis is awful and they’re upset because everybody hates them, waaaaah. Wherever they attack next, that is where their misery will come from next. [Independent]

White House Nazi Fillers Barbie wants to know why the libs aren’t upset about dead actual domestic terrorist Ashli Babbitt, who got shot and killed while she was in the process of attacking the United States Capitol. As opposed to Alex Pretti, the ICU nurse who was holding a cell phone on a public city street and stopped to help a lady up, at which point ICE terrorists murdered him. Hey Karoline Leavitt, go fuck yourself at your earliest convenience! [JoeMyGod]

LOL:

Uhhh, so here is the Holocaust Museum, and this is what it puts on social media when it’s being run by Donald Trump and his band of Nazis.

So they’ve lost the entire plot, looks like.


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The former president of FIFA, Sepp Blatter, spoke out in support of people boycotting traveling to the US for the World Cup this year. You know, because of everything. [Guardian]

Melania’s movie ain’t doin’ so hot in the UK. “UK ticket sales for Melania are so far ‘soft’, according to Tim Richards, the chief executive of Vue, one of the country’s biggest cinema operators. Just one ticket has been sold for the first 3.10pm screening on Friday at its flagship Islington branch in London, while two have been booked for 6pm.” Ain’t nobody going to see that piece of shit, here, there or anywhere. [Guardian]

Correct:

Donald Trump will not be waddling his gross body into the Super Bowl this year to get booed and laughed at by the entire world. To be clear, if he thought he would be greeted well, he would be there. So that’s more joy we’ve stolen from the rotting shitbag!

Speaking of stealing Trump’s joy, did you hear that on top of the glorious wokeness and Puerto Rican and Spanish-speaking-ness of the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show, they have ALSO added a performance by Green Day, a band that hates Trump as much as you hate Trump? Oh, and Brandi Carlile is singing the national anthem. So if you’re keeping score at home that’s gay, gay, gay, woke, woke, woke, wokeity gay trans bi lez, LGBTQ-ity wokeity woke, SPANISH SPANISH WOKE SPANISH WOKE, fuck Donald Trump right in the open wounds on his disgusting hands, TOUCHDOWN! [Rolling Stone]

Two movie recs for you this week, both nominees for this year's Oscars.

The Alabama Solution is up for Best Documentary, and it’s about the legalized slavery that is the prison system in Alabama, and by extension in all the red states, and also blue states. Sort of like 13th does, this one helps bring into focus that nothing has really changed about white conservatives since the Civil War, and how true that viral tweet is about how we got where we are today by failing to properly punish the Confederacy. They’ve never been chastened, never haed a reckoning. They’re the same white supremacist authoritarians they’ve always been, they’ve just changed their language somewhat, though these days they don’t feel as much need to lean on euphemism.

This one really highlights how, if you’re from a red state, you’ve been living in an authoritarian republic for a long time. If the states were independent, the red states would be ranked right there with all the authoritarian shitholes. And if you never noticed that, it just means you’ve been one of authoritarianism’s beneficiaries.

Let’s just say it was an interesting watch on the same day Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE Gestapo in a blue state the Trump Nazis had decided should suffer a domestic terrorist attack every day until they complied.

The second one is Blue Moon, a collaboration between Richard Linklater and lead actor Ethan Hawke, who is nominated for Best Actor. (If you know the Before trilogy, you know.) This is the story of lyricist Lorenz Hart reflecting on his life on the night of the opening of Oklahoma!, the first collaboration between Hart’s longtime collaborator Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II. The whole film takes place in Sardi’s, 1943. It’s just … it’s cool movie. And now I have to watch every Rodgers/Hart show I’ve never seen, plus go back and revisit all the Rodgers/Hammerstein. Anyway, you can rent this one on Apple TV and a couple other services.

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There was no going downtown today because of the snow. Not a surprise; I’d planned for it.

I did a load of laundry, hand-washed dishes, ran a load in the dishwasher, went for several walks with Pip and the dogs, cut up chicken for the dogs' meals, and scooped kitty litter. More leftovers for supper. (Leftovers are now gone because they got packed up to go up to the garage with Pip, so I’m going to have to start cooking again. o_O)

I rewatched about half of the second ep of Heated Rivalry, as well as Home Town and some House Hunters International. Dr. Pol was my evening background tv. I took a brief nap again, even though we slept in again this morning. It seems like the more sleep I get the more tired I am. o_O

I tried to upload a photo of this mug but Imgur didn’t like the WEBP file. It’s really cute and made me chuckle. (Link goes to chewy.com.)

Temps started out at 13.8(F) (a heatwave!) and reached 23.2. All the schools in our county (and surrounding counties) are closed. Pip shoveled the deck again and plowed the driveway and our walking paths. Then he went up to the garage to clean out the parking lot there. THEN he ‘cleaned up’ around the house with the tracker and snow blower. He was out there for an hour, stopped for some soup for lunch, then back out for another half hour. He was a popsicle when he was done.


Mom Update:

Mom sounded better today. Sister S had gone down to visit her despite the roads not being very good at the time. She also had a call from my brother. And she said she had some good food that sat well, so that’s good.

2026/015: Katabasis — R F Kuang

Jan. 27th, 2026 08:53
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The first rule every graduate student learned was that at the base of every paradox there existed the truth. That you should never fully believe your own lie, for then you lost power over the pentagram. That magick was an act of tricking the world but not yourself. You had to hold two opposing beliefs in your head at once. [p. 229]

The novel opens with Alice Law, a postgrad in Cambridge's Department of Analytic Magick, drawing a pentagram that will take her to Hell. Her stated mission is to rescue the soul of her advisor, Professor Jacob Grimes, from Hell. Alice blames herself for his death: she didn't check that pentagram correctly. And without Grimes' mentorship and letters of recommendation, she won't be able to fulfil her ambitions.

But just before she closes the pentagram, an unwanted companion shows up. Read more... )

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26. It’s Australia Day! What do you think of when you think of Australia?

1. kangaroos
2. The ocean
3. 120° weather
4. Shrimp on the barbie.
5. G’day mate

That’s all I can think of.
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As opposed to his son, where I would describe my opinion only getting slightly modified, not really changed, over the years, I really did do a turnaround on James. For a long time, basically neither of the two main associations I had when thinking of him were to his credit: a) when his mother was about to be executed, James lodged a token protest with Elizabeth but simuiltanously sent a letter to Leicester to ensure it wouldn't be taken too seriously, and b) he wrote one of those ghastly books encouraging witchhunts in the 17th century, with devastating results. Yes, I also knew that during his reign, the English equivalent of the Luther bible was created (i.e. just as Luther's translation of the bible into early modern German is a major major step in the develpment of the language and was to prove influential for writers up to and including the decidedly not religious Bertolt Brecht, the "King James bible" did the same for early modern English), but since as opposed to Martin L., James didn't do the translating himself, I did not consider this to be a plus in his favour.

I think the first to make me question this low or at least limited opinion was [personal profile] jesuswasbatman, who had just watched Howard Benton's play about James and Anne Boleyn (in two different timelines, obviously), and then [personal profile] deborah_judge who was also an advocate. A decade, some biographies and a few podcasts later... Okay, I admit it: He was, to tongue-in-cheekily quote a current day translation of a very different epic, a complicated man.

As to not making more than a token protest: given he never knew his mother (he'd last seen her when he was four months old and she had left the country when he was a little more than a year), and was raised by a gallery of her bitterest enemies who kept teaching him she was the worst, this is really not surprising. What is actually interesting is that both James and Mary inherited their Scottish throne as babies, had regents until they were adults and became responsible for a nation with a lot of internal strife, an uncomfortably powerful neighbour next door and nobles with a power that the British nobility had lost post Wars of the Roses, but the results when they took over became very very different. Yes, in a sexist age James had the advantage of being a man and also of not being a Catholic in a country with a majority Protestant population. But he still deserves credit for being the first Scottish ruler in a long time who managesd to stablize the country, lead it well and avoid costly wars with the English. (The fact that he was King of Scotland for a staggering 58 years - to the 22 years of his English and Irish Kingship - tends, I'm told, to be overlooked on the English side of the border in the public consciousness. Even if you discount his childhood and youth., i.e. the years before his personal rule, that's still an impressively long reign.) And he did after a childhood which was if anything even tougher than that which had served as a tough apprenticeship to Elizabeth Tudor (and was so crucially different to his mother Mary's childhood as the darling of the French court): his uncle and first regent, Moray, was shot in 1570, followed by his second regent and grandfather, whom a five years old James saw bleeding to death because Lennox was equally assassinated. This bloody regent turnover continued and got accompagnied with uprisings. When James was eleven, Stirling Castle was raided by Catholic rebels. At sixsteen, he was kidnapped by William Ruthven, earl of Gowrie, and imprisoned for ten months. And then there was his teacher, George Buchanan, who managed to get him fluent in Scots, English, French, Greek and Latin, but did so via constant beatings and humiliations. Buchanan had the declared aim of teaching him about not just his mother being the worst but all the Stuarts being rotten and that as a King he was to exist for his subjects, not for himself. Unsurprisingly, what James actually learned when those lessons where conveyed via beatings was to dissemble, and conclude that it wasn't his ancestors but but rebels who were "monstrous". He also had Buchanan's writings on limited Kingship forbidden as soon as the man was dead.

By now, I've come across a considerable number of royals whom in modern terms we'd classify as gay or at least as bi with a strong preference for men, of which James definitely was one, and who were married because that was par the course for royalty. This often, but not always, means misery for their wives. Compared some of the truly castastrophic to at least very cold marriages (Henriette Anne "Minette" of England/Philippe d'Orleans "Monsieur", Edward II/Isabella of France, Frederick II of Prussia/Elisabeth Christine of Brunswick etc.), James and Anne of Denmark didn't do badly. They even had a sort of romantic origin story, in that Anne, after being married by proxy as was usual, was supposed to be delivered to Scotland via ship, terrible weather made it impossible and her ship ended up in Norway instead, so young James, for the first and last time making a grand romantic gesture for a woman instead of a man, instead of waiting tilll weather and sea were calm enough for Anne to make the trip from Norway instad took the boat to Norway himself, united with his bride and brought her home to England. (His son Charles would decades later try to accomplish something similar by travelling to Spain to woo the Spanish Infanta. It did not have the same results.) This resulted in a good start to the marriage, but also in a dark time for some other women in Scotland because James believed all the bad weather was undoubtedly the result of witchcraft and someone had to be punished for that. Later on, the biggest disagreements James and Anne had weren't about his male favourites but about who got to raise their children, specifically the oldest son, Henry. Anne wanted to do this herself. James, whose own childhood had been a series of bloody turnovers in authority figures (see above), wanted Henry to be raised in the most secure castle in Scotland and by an armed to the teeth nobleman. This made for a lot of rows and repeated attempts by Anne to get her oldest son by showing up at his residence and demanding he be handed over, with the last such occasion coming when James was already en route to England to get crowned.

James' iron clad conviction of the dangers of witchcraft still is chilling to me, but even that is more complicated than, say, the utter ghastliness that was going on in German speaking countries in the 17th century, because James in his later English years actually paired his anti-witchcraft attitude with the admoniishment of judges not to be fooled by conmen and -wen, superstituions and local feuds, and the few times he got personally involved in England (as opposed to earlier in Scotland) it was in the favour of the accused. This doesn't mean women and men didn't die on other occasions in the realm(s) ruled by a monarch known to fear witches, but I still can't think of a parallel among the "theologians" who wrote their anti-wtiches books simultanously in my part of the world, and who never would have admitted the possibility of false accusations, let alone admonished their judges to be sceptical and discerning.

Some of what got James a bad press back in the day now looks good to us, most of all the fact he genuinely and consistently disliked war. BTW, this was less different from Elizabeth I's own attitude than historians and propagandists for a long time presented it. Elizabeth had avoided actual war with Spain for as long as she could, and hadn't been very keen on supporting the Protestant rebels in the Netherlands directly, either, much preferring it if she got someone else to do it. Once the war was there, of course, it had to be fought, but those eighteen years of war had left both England and Spain exhausted and with enormous debts, and one of James' signature policies, the peace of Spain, was undoubtedly to the benefit of both countries. That in the later years of his reign a majority of people yearned for war with Spain again, for a replay of the late Elizabethan era's greatest hits (without considering the expense of all that national glory), and that James still held out against it is to his credit, especially given the results when his son Charles actually pursued such a policy after ascending to the throne. Something that's also to James' credit as a monarch though not as a father is that he kept England out of the 30 Years War while he lived despite the fact that his daughter Elizabeth and his son-in-law were prime protagonists in its earliest phase and might never have become King and Queen of Bohemia if the Bohemians hadn't believed that surely, the King of England (and Scotland, and Ireland), leader of Protestants, would support his daughter against the Austrian Catholic Habsburgs if they elected his son-in-law as a counter condidate to said Habsburg. He also was ruthless enough to deny his daughter and son-in-law sanctuary in England once they were deposed and on the run, which wasn't very paternal but understandable if you consider that this was before his son Charles was married (let alone had produced an heir of his own), meaning that if he, James died and Charles ruled, Elizabeth was the next in the line of succession, and the thought of her husband, the unfortunate "Winter King" of Bohemia whose well-meaning but inept leadership had kickstarted the war, becoming the King of England if anything should happen to Charles gave James nightmares. In conclusion: not participating in one of the most brutal wars fought in Europe ever and in fact trying his utmost diplomatically to prevent it was a good thing. But in centuries where "manly" and "warrior" were going together in the public imagination, it's no wonder that it didn't make James popular.

Mind you: a misunderstood humanist, James wasn't, either. And something that can definitely be laid as his doorstep (though not exclusively so) is that his relationship with the English (as opposed to Scottish) Parliament went from bad to worse every time there was one during his reign, which definitely played a role in what was to come once his son Charles became King. (ironically, Prince Charles had his first and as it turns out last time as a firm favourite of Parliament when he led the opposition to continued peace with Spain and the pro War party in the last year of his father's life.) Why do I qualify this with "not exclusively"? Because Parliamentarians didn't always cover themselves with glory, either. I mean, as I understand it, James' first English parliament went like this:

James: Here I am, fresh from Edinburgh, your new King. Thanks for all the enthusiasm I encountered on the road, guys. Well, seeing as I am now King of England, Scotland and Ireland, I propose and will coin a phrase: A United Kingdom of Great Britain! How about that? Starting with an English/Scottish Union, not just by monarch but by state?

English Parliament: NO WAY. Scots are thieving beggars who are by nature evil and will deprive us of our FREEDOM and RIGHTS and PRIVILEGES if they are treated as citizens of the same country. WE HATE SCOTS. You excepted, because that would be treason.

(Meanwhile in Scotland: Are ye daft, Jamie? We hate those English murderous bastards!!!!!)

James: So basically no one except for me wants a United Kingdom of Great Britain, got it. I still think I'm right and you're wrong, but fine, for now. How about some money for me, my queen, my kids and my lovers?

EP: About that....

Which brings me to the topic of the Favourites. Most monarchs have them. They're usually hated. (It's easier to count the exceptions.) Ironically, one of the very few exceptions, the only one of Elizabeth I's favourites who wasn't hated while being the Favourite, the Earl of Essex, had all the qualities royal favourites are usually hated for - he held monopolies that provided him with lots of money (and one of the fallouts between Essex and Elizabeth was when she refused to prolong said monopoly), his attempts at playing politics were disastrous (and also outclassed by his rival Robert Cecil), and the only thing he had going for himself really were good looks and cutting a dashing figure when raiding Spanish coastal cities. In over forty years of Elizabeth's reign, a court culture wherein the male courtiers played at being in love with the Queen had been established, and certainly all her long term favourites were framing their relationship with her in romantic language. Now presumably when James became King, people who hadn't been paying attention to gossip from Scotland had expected things to go back to the Henry VIII model where certainly the King still had his faves but the romantic language was out . But lo and behold, while it's impossible to prove James actually had sex with any of the young handsome men he favoured, the language used in his letters to at least two of them (Robert Carr, Earl of Somerset, and George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham) is certainly suggestive, and he did kiss them and others in public. While men kissing men in that day and age wasn't necessarily coded erotic, especially coming from a monarch, James did it often enough for ambassadors to notice and report. And certainly when courtiers wanted to remove the current Favourite, they tried it via presenting young good looking men to James. (This worked in one case - the toppling of Somerset in favour of Buckingham, though there were other factors involved as well - but failed when Buckingham's earlier sponsors, realizing they had just traded Skylla for Charybdis, tried to do the same thing again. No matter how many sexy young things were presented, Buckingham remained James' Favourite till James' death.) Favourites were on the one hand certainly a symptome of the corruption inherent int he absolutist system, but otoh also hhighly useful in that they offered an out for both King and subjects in whom to blame for unpopular policies. Instead of critiquing the King, the opposition could frame its complaints in being the venting of loyal subjects about the Evil Advisors (tm), while the King could sacrifice a scapegoat if things went too badly to quench public anger. As opposed to his son, James was ready to do that if needs must. But his Favourites still contributed to the overall perception of the court as a den of sin and corruption. (Which, yeah, but as opposed to which previous court?)

(BTW, and speaking of the usefulness of scapegoats for monarchs, my favourite example for the story about Henry starting out as this charming well meaning prince going bloodthirsty monarch only after he didn't get his first divorce and had a tournament accident being wrong remains the fact that when Henry ascended to the throne at age 18, one of the first things he did was to accuse two of his father's more ruthless tax men of treason and have them beheaded in a cheap but efficient bid for popularity. Now, no one could deny said two officials, one of whom, Edmund Dudley, was the grandfather of Elilzabeth's childhood friend and life long favourite Leicester, had been absolutely ruthless in their mission to squeeze money out of the population by every legal or barely legal trick imaginable. But they had done so under strict instructions from Henry VII, and the accusation of treason for this was ridiculous. Note that Henry VIIII could simply have dismissed them when he became King. But no. He went for legal murder from the get go. However, since everyone hates tax men, absolutely no one minded and many celebrated instead of thinking of the precedent. This is why the Tudors, by and large, when governing had a genius for (self) propaganda the Stuarts just didn't.)

I wouldn't agree with one of the latest biographers, Clare Jackson, that James was the most interesting monarch GB had, but he certainly is interesting, and far more dimensional than younger me gave him credit for.


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It's My Party

Jan. 27th, 2026 07:40
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 Last night's dream:

It's aesthetic is distinctive, monochrome, brown and white. It has a vaguely erotic flavour (as good dreams should)

We are giving a party, but I am the only one of us who is present to host it and the guests are already turning up. They are all friends of my friends who ought to be here but aren't. I think I am waiting for the woman I love (this provides the faint flavour of eroticism) but whether she is hostess or guest I can't say.....

The situation is complicated by the house being in a state of disrepair. Cheery workmen are mending a huge round hole in the ceiling of the main room, through which water is dripping. An elderly couple, also cheery, are digging in a flowerbed. 

The object of the party is to join two hemispheres together. The hemispheres are smooth, unlike the hemispheres of the brain, but a little scuffed and worse for wear. In spite of everything the work seems to be progressing well. 

The dream I had a few nights ago seemed to be an answer to the question, "What should I be doing with my life?" This one seems to be much the same thing though here the question is  "What have I been doing?" 

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