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Sophia
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Sophia
@0ldoini
cottagewhore and content destroyer
London, England
Joined September 2014
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    Sophia
    @0ldoini
    Nov 16, 2024
    follow me btw
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    Sophia
    @0ldoini
    Oct 5, 2020
    Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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    @0ldoini
    Jan 6, 2024
    I’m obsessed with the audacity of this wedding party
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    @0ldoini
    Jan 13, 2025
    Anyone looking for a single bedroom with no heating where you can’t make noise and can only be home from 8:30pm to 8am (weekdays only)? Here’s one for a bargain (£1350)!!!
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    Sophia
    @0ldoini
    Nov 7, 2024
    Is OCD finally breaking through to the non-obsessives?? Are they starting to get it??
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    Sophia
    @0ldoini
    Jan 6, 2024
    Replying to @0ldoini
    Guys i hate the wedding industry as much as anyone, but this is a literal COFFEE SHOP that actually charges v fair rental costs!!
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    @0ldoini
    Jan 6, 2024
    Replying to @0ldoini
    The coffee shop emailed and said it’s a $500 rental fee + minimum consumption + tips and the bride just replied saying ‘that’s unreasonable’ WHAT
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    @0ldoini
    Apr 14, 2021
    The wikipedia page for the 1904 Olympics Men’s Marathon might be my favourite Wikipedia page ever
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    Sophia
    @0ldoini
    Oct 13, 2024
    The viral photo of the four British lads, edited badly with Apple stickers so they are all wearing the temu pig shirt
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    @0ldoini
    Jan 6, 2024
    Replying to @logicalkitty
    this is what I keep thinking!! Did they have a back up plan if the staff actually kicked them out?? (I doubt it, I suspect they just expected it to go their way)
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    Sophia
    @0ldoini
    Oct 15, 2025
    “For years, London’s police assumed most of the phone thefts were the work of small-time thieves …But last December, they got an intriguing lead from a woman who had used “Find My iPhone” to track her device to a warehouse near Heathrow Airport” I told them this four years ago!
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    @0ldoini
    Dec 28, 2021
    MY STOLEN IPHONE IS IN CHINA
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    @0ldoini
    Apr 30, 2021
    This will never stop being funny
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    @0ldoini
    Mar 29, 2024
    This guy was a dick in 2017 but tbh he was actually onto something because I was sectioned a week later
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    @willne
    Apr 17, 2017
    here this lass is actually going through searching 'mr brightside' on twitter at 2:37 am, get her sectioned man
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    Sophia
    @0ldoini
    Jan 14, 2025
    Replying to @0ldoini
    Maybe the real overpriced prison box room was the friends we made along the way ❤️
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