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Mike Key
@1337hero
Senior Software Engineer going hard on AI. Building local LLMs & AI agents - FasterChat.ai & Scaffold. Solo agency owner. React + custom tools. šŸ‘‰ 1337hero.com
Idaho, USA
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    Mar 8, 2024
    If you truly believe money can't buy happiness, you simply haven't given enough away yet.
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    Mike Key
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    Nov 27, 2024
    Replying to @Gravantus
    It’s ā€œrude not toā€ is when you hit custom and enter 0
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @redwood_ryan_a
    I have $10 bucks that says the moderator has never been to any of these parks recently. I literally drove through Yellowstone today and am technically still in the park. Couldn't tell the difference from last year.
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    Mike Key
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    Jul 6, 2024
    Replying to @JulieChangRE
    I feel poor now.
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    Mike Key
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    Nov 27, 2024
    Replying to @WinsAndTies and @Gravantus
    Indeed. I gladly tip where appropriate. I think what makes people mad about this is it's being expected, no demanded in places where it never was. Usually a coffee shop would have a jar out. You'd throw a dollar in there and some change. Now it's in your face and a demand.
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    Nov 25, 2024
    Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
    Immediately end engagement. You just got saved pal.
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    Mike Key
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    Jul 31, 2025
    Replying to @a_westgate
    The wild part about the Shroud of Turin debate is it’s always binary: either it’s legit or it’s a medieval forgery. So we’re supposed to believe a random 13th‑century dude just casually invented 3D imaging, made a perfect life‑size photo negative of a body… then forgot to
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    Mike Key
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    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @AlexForbesOps
    Install a proper bench in the shower.
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    Mike Key
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    Oct 27, 2024
    Replying to @Nibberloo
    This was in 2017 and on the landing page only. Congrats on reviving a dead topic.
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    Nov 27, 2024
    Replying to @NovaHorizon1 and @Gravantus
    That's the thing. People like tipping, feels like a gift exchange. This looks like a demand for money.
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    Mar 5, 2024
    Replying to @alphafox
    My grandfather had a statement: The higher the gloss, the cheaper the wood. Life lesson in that.
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    Nov 27, 2024
    Replying to @3liAhwedi and @Gravantus
    I concur just enough to be insulting
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    May 11, 2024
    Replying to @Gravantus
    This is embarrassing. Why would you even share this video of yourself acting like a woman?
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    Mike Key
    @1337hero
    Apr 3, 2024
    Replying to @BonesawMD and @milky_selena
    Who is splitting bills. Are you people even married? One bed, one checking account. Stop being room mates.
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