Coming soon:
"Why the fuck does this orange cost $8?!?"
"It was handpicked by Chad in Orlando."
Smite
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Smite
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One of these days it will all work out.
New England, USA
Joined January 2023
- Disney hosting the POTUS debate tonight and not calling it "Lady and the Tramp"...feels like a missed opportunity.
- “7 years of hell all because a black dude owned a white dude for 30 seconds during a WH corespondents dinner.”
- Imagine supporting someone who hopes you lose your job, your savings, your financial stability, just so he can criticize a guy who is outperforming him at every turn.Trump says he hopes the economy crashes so he can blame President Biden: I hope it crashes during these next 12 months
00:00 - I was going to vote for Kamala Harris because Trump is an existential threat to the nation, but then he closed down a McDonalds and pretended to make French fries...and now I'm not sure.
- Dear Earthlings, If you want us to take Marjorie Taylor Greene back, please stop shooting down every intergalactic Uber we send for her. Thank you, Sporkfoot Federation Planet K-47
- The parking lot for my precinct was jammed, so I had to find a spot a few blocks away. Long lines but things moved quickly. Lots of helpful poll workers, making sure people didn't feel overwhelmed. You could sense their pride in facilitating our most sacred of rights. (🧵)
- We spent the night huddled for warmth. Still no buses to take us back to the parking lot 5 miles away. They drew straws around 2am to see who would be sacrificed to feed the hungry. We can almost see our cars in the distance, in the faint moonlight. Freedom, so close yet so far.
- Honestly, if we got invaded by extra terrestrials right now it would feel like things are finally looking up.
- They're not done taking away your rights...they're coming for your leggings as well.
- If you think Biblical Moses leading the Israelites out of slavery was impressive, wait till you see Republican Moses lead the Moronites out of a House majority.
- How is it that in a 247 year old constitutional republic, with three equal branches of government, home to the greatest fighting force ever known, can one dumb redneck hold up hundreds of military appointments and promotions?
- America. First in the world to protect kids from imaginary threats. Last in the world to protect them from real ones.
