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Lysander, 9 CHA Bard
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Lysander, 9 CHA Bard
@9chabard
kegan stage -1. male lesbian. aspiring fake polyglot.
"tumblr poet-sadboy" -ChatGPT
musicpoasts @10chabard
admonymous.co/lysander
hardly knowing
Joined October 2024
- one weird thing about being a guy is you never really have any idea what’s normal for guys to do during sex cause no one tells you what other guys are doing. for instance i had no idea i was supposed to have a bra-unhooking catchphrase until yesterday
- one time i hit a polyamorous english major with this joke and she just rolled her eyes and said "television"Spotted on Facebook
- why is this headline phrased like it was written by a tree antinatalist
Readers added contextThis is a fake screenshot. reuters.com/article/fact-c… - the thing that the visual arts have over music is that with music it’s way harder to involve naked women in your creative process in a plausibly deniable wayAdolf Hirschl — The Birth of Venus, c. 1888
- Replying to @9chabard"just have a threesome" but what if his bra-unhooking catchphrase is better than mine??
- people need two therapists: a woman that is gentle, kind and understanding, and a man who tells it like it is and holds you to a high standard. also these two therapists ideally should be married and have had sex roughly nine months before your birth
- Replying to @sympatheticoppnever let the toddler take you to a second location
- just learned that the words male and female aren't etymologically related and now i have a headache
- Replying to @elllllelewisguys talk about having sex. we basically never talk about what do during the sex
- Replying to @gzcl3000the artificial 60fps-ifying function on TVs that makes everything look like a cheap soap opera that somehow old people don't notice
- cheating discourse gets ppl heated because it takes less moral deviation from normal to do relative to how much harm it causes than other similarly harmful acts
