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Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
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Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
@10chabard
perhaps i was cursed by a bog witch
hardly knowing
Joined July 2025
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 27, 2025
    ok so regular posting activity will resume at @9chabard thank you everyone who followed here and signal boosted my plight. you have no idea how awesome it is to be able to quickly get hundreds of followers back on a new, shadowbanned account. it's fantastic and it means a lot.
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 27, 2025
    posting my appeal to x.com customer service to unban my previous account @9chabard. i do not expect to get it back but felt nice to write.
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 25, 2025
    me building up my followers just so i can lose my account and start a new one with +1 CHA
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 26, 2025
    hey baby, are you my old twitter account? because i want you back. please. i’ll do anything
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 24, 2025
    account activity still limited so if i haven't followed you back please don't take it personally. looking unlikely that i'm getting the old one back so i appreciate everyone who spreads awareness that i'm at @10chabard now, you'll be seeing my bangers again regularly soon
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 26, 2025
    *scrambling for engagement bait so established accounts interact with me and my shadowban gets lifted faster* do you guys think veterinarians are ensouled
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 27, 2025
    I GOT @9CHABARD BACK WHAT THE FUCK
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    Lysander, 9 CHA Bard
    @9chabard
    Jul 27, 2025
    I AM RISEN
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 27, 2025
    OH. MY. GOD
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    Images AI Could Never Recreate
    @imagesaicouldnt
    Jul 26, 2025
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 26, 2025
    if you can't explain calmly in rational terms why it's bad to use 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner then you should consider that maybe you just hate men
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 26, 2025
    this is what they asked me in my jane street interview
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Jul 25, 2025
    If the fate of the world were resting on it, how would you smuggle a full grown chimpanzee through TSA?
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 23, 2025
    i'm actually going to go insane
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 24, 2025
    seeing ppl with hopes pfps still around is really triggering ngl
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 26, 2025
    whisper networks are bad (for reasons i’ve heard in private from anonymous sources)
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    Wes, the Dadliest Catch
    @wfenza
    Jul 26, 2025
    Whisper networks are bad (for obvious reasons)
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    Lysander, 10 CHA Bard
    @10chabard
    Jul 26, 2025
    the sluttiest thing a woman can do is trip over something slightly or hit an object she's trying to pick up at slightly the wrong angle and send it flying
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