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pepper
@AGPepperr
18+ | it/its | 27 | I miss the way things felt when there were fewer eyes on me
state of denial
Joined December 2018
- Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult
- My "friend": Thank God trump won! Me: I'm going to lose my rights Her: I don't agree with that part of his policy, sorry :( I'm so happy to be an acceptable casualty :)
- Wait a minute... if I get off on getting you off, and you get off on getting me off, then who's flying the plane?
- My crowning moment was when I met this girl at the bar after work and she asked what the pen on my shirt was for I said here let me show you and wrote my number on her hand
- As a trans bartender I rest easy knowing I've been a litmus test to many a first date
- Sleepy girl u need to stop, ur hips too grabbable, ur back too holdable, ur cheek too kissable. I'll love you
- Tonight at the bar a good friend of mine warned me he brought a friend who's "a little weird he just got out of prison" Said friend stumbled up behind me saying "yo what's up brother" i turned and responded "I'm sorry?" He immediately said "how are you ma'am" we are so winning
- Thinking of the girl at pride who after I signed her shirt asked me to sharpie my number on her arm and never texted me
- Just watched in real time how this guy lost his shot by misgendering me to one of my best friends
- Guest at my bar today kept calling me "man" and i eventually asked him to stop. he was like "oh word why don't you like being called man?" I asked "what part of looking at me makes you think I want to be called man" He stared for a sec and went "ohhhh... ur a lesbian 🙂↕️"
- >ad for queer friendly womens housing >Ask if the current tenants are vibes based or label based >"haha what do you mean" >Explain the difference between vibes based and label based queer identity >"they're good queers ma'am :)" >Apply for room >"sorry we don't accept amabs :/"
transitioning rules cause all my traits that were annoying as a dude (being into video games, sports, listening to shitty music, drinking cheap beer, etc.) girls find attractive now???
