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He no dey hear all the chants, na just the ball he dey see and hear. Our Autistic emperor
200 people murdered in Benue, 50 killed in Plateau
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200 people murdered in Benue, 50 killed in Plateau
@AScully789
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Joined March 2021
- First thing Nigerians should have started doing when thy went abroad is set up businesses. Even if just paper Businesses. Use these to issue visas to other Nigerians. Don't even need to pay a salary, just issue visas. This is what indians and pakistanis doThis visa issue is breaking my heart. People’s visas are expiring… there are limited jobs willing to sponsor. Some people who did japa 2.0 and 3.0 are lamenting too… What can be done? God help 🙏🏾
- A white man would have seen this map in 1923 and built a bridgeBro this is crazy, to get to Ikorodu from Lekki, you have to make this huge trip that can be shortened by a bridge
- Lmmaooooo why is a white guy this accurate on Nigeria? Jesus there are tons of foreign born nigerians who aren't even this knowledgeable of Nigeria. Jesus f'ing ChristEven my critics can’t fault me
- With Nigerian women its not about poverty, its about greed. Your nigerian babe working as a head product management in paystack, earning N8m a month with $800,000 vested equity, will still want to use your card to order food on Chowdeck
- Pablo Escobar was taking care of whole barios and funding the whole columbian football team. Still didn't stop him from being a drug dealing criminal. The question again is: why are you hyping criminals?I GOT 20 KIDS IN SCHOOL, 10 PRIVATE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS, 3 IN BABCOCK, 3 IN C.U, 3 IN REEDEMERS AND 1 IN AUN, 10 KIDS IN PRIVATE SECONDARY SCHOOLS, 3 IN THE EAST, 3 IN LAGOS AND 1 IN JOS. ALL IN BOARDING SCHOOL. I PAY AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR FEES, AND IM ACTIVE IN THEIR LIVES.
- Knowing how stingy Nigerian babes usually are, it would be nice to know his DM game. For sociological researchThis is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill. For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.
- Have you tried to play with a woman when she is trying to study for a course? Chat up a woman focused on her job task? Disturb her watching her Korean movies? Overstayed in a woman's house? How sharp her snarky attitude would be? Women understand what space isWomen on Elon musk’s app are telling you to tell your babes “you just want space”, and you’re listening to them? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO GOODLUCK
- This lady helps runs one of the most important non profits in Nigeria. Her mission is righteous, it is important.This is Nicholas. A 26 year old graduate, photographer & Keyboardist. Sometime in October 2023, Nicholas sent a text message to his boss resigning his role as a photographer in the photo studio. His boss was angry at the content of the text message & got him arrested. From
- LOOOOOOOOOL if trenches babe dey come your house, she know what's up. None of these Schrodinger things. If she no wan do, she no go even answer your messages. Trenches babes understand consent way better than Urban twitter babesif e reach your turn go carry Twitter babe
- the poignant thing is how Nigerian women freely say these things thinking they are funny
- Everyone attacking Chowdeck these days but a startup doesn't achieve Unicorn status by making delivery fees cheap. We were celebrating when they said the delivery staff earned 300k, 400k+ a month, how did we think they achieved that?Item 7 is a 300 naira keke from my house but the delivery fee on chowdeck is 1200
GIF - Nothing historical about this, this has literally been the reality of Benue, Plateau and Southern Kaduna indigenes in the last 9 years: wake up at 12 midnight to your house on fire and hearing gunshots and chants of fulani outsideMust have been hell in the 1800s. You fit just de Ketu de prepare to sleep around 11pm, make Oyo empire invade the town off people.
- the TL the last 2 days has been hilarious. See women misconstruing all types of friendly gestures, the same gestures they say their male friends just do as friends. Solipsism mehn. Its why the only way to help a woman understand an issue is to do it back to herLmaoooo I remember when someone I was dating went to Lagos and because he was having a bad day, one of his female friends sent him a full trad outfit I’m talking mules and a cap too I was just dumbfounded Just friends una 😭
