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Neil Patrick Harris
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Neil Patrick Harris
@ActuallyNPH
Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Manhattanland
Born June 15, 1973
Joined November 2009
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Jul 11, 2017
    Utterly ignorant and classless, Mr. Woods. I'm friends with this family. You know not of what you speak, and should be ashamed of yourself.
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    James Woods
    @RealJamesWoods
    Jul 10, 2017
    This is sweet. Wait until this poor kid grows up, realizes what you've done, and stuffs both of you dismembered into a freezer in the garage
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Sep 8, 2014
    Guess what? @DavidBurtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Oct 31, 2014
    Happy Halloween from Gotham City!!
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Sep 6, 2017
    Happy Anniversary, David. It's so hard on Twitter to express my feelings toward you, with only 140 characters to do so. But I'll try: I lov
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Oct 12, 2020
    Be you. Be proud. #NationalComingOutDay ❤️@Davidburtka
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Mar 31, 2014
    To all who helped create #HIMYM, well played. To all who enjoyed watching it, I respectfully request the highest of fives. #thanks
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Apr 29, 2019
    Game. Of. Thrones. Goodgod. Ohmygod. Thatwasbrilliant. #gameofthrones
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Mar 31, 2019
    Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. My son introduced me to this game called Hay Day, and now every time I open my phone to do anything, I just wind up harvesting crops and relocating my silo.
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Jan 22, 2017
    Proud of all who marched and/or took action today around the world. It was inspiring and, try as others might, impossible to ignore.
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Apr 5, 2015
    Happy Easter from the Burtka-Harris bunnies and one lil' chick!
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Feb 26, 2014
    I just uttered my last word as Barney "Awesomepants" Stinson today. Nine years. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun...
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Jan 8, 2018
    Oprah is everything.
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Feb 6, 2017
    I'm gagging over @ladygaga and her halftime show. She was everything. Creative and fearless and inclusive. Loved.
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    Neil Patrick Harris
    @ActuallyNPH
    Dec 25, 2018
    As a tired parent, I’m legitimately stoked that the Barbie Dream Camper took no time to assemble. I’ve spent the last two hours appreciating that fact as I apply the 30+ stickers onto its various surfaces. #Christmas2018

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