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Kerry-stopher.
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- Huwa mnasema hamsave but everyone was complaining about mshwari yesterday Bunch of frauds
- Kenyan parents wakijaribu hii mchezo ya kupull up unannounced kwa their kids watapatana na ashtray, nyongi,lighter ya Taj na chupa ya quarter hapo mahaliI came home from my 12 hour shift to find that my parents drove 2 hrs stocked my fridge/freezer and left me some flowers. I fell to my knees
- All of a sudden everyone is eating 5+ boiled eggs,vitu za green green na avocado to lose weight. Kwanza mnatoa wapi pesa ya mayai tano in one sitting?
- Everyone's talking about drugs whole time I'm stressed cause niliwachwa nichunge nyumba but I instead went to mine's na sasa kuku hazijakula siku nne😭(idk if they are still alive)
- Kama umenimark futa tu,huu mwaka natafuta pesa.
tried omena today and it's actually not that bad- Sijawahi amka mbio hiviEndelea tu kulala na kwako umeeka curtains na kamba
- Nikipeana card alafu mtu akuje kusema I'm not rich narevoke😂😂😂He's not rich but nimepewa card nikue nashop small small things nayo😭😊
- When my competition is someone who knows how to use tropicals,ice cubes and strepsils.
- Kutumia pegs ndio zishike>>>>>Nikianza sahii nitakua nimekosea mtu kweli
- 😭Sometimes I ask myself...had I not been understanding Kiswahili,would I be enjoying twitter really?Hio meza naandaliwa mbele ya maadui ikuwe na chapo
- Ati kesho nyinyi wote mtakua kwa thread ya the car,the face Mnanimada😭🤣🤣🤣
