Sergey Brin revives Google Plus team from cryogenic chamber.
"It's time."
Alex Parker
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Alex Parker
@AlexParkerDC
DC tax wonk & writer. Personal account. Fan of Indiana sports. Views are mine, or Batman's. Retweets are endorphins.
Washington, D.C.
Joined March 2011
- This was supposed to be a September post, but I'm doing it at year-end: 2023 marks four years that I've maintained a weight 100 pounds down from my 2016 weight.
- What sucks is that Twitter is imploding in exactly the kind of online train wreck event that reinforces how fun Twitter can be sometimes.
- Dream job alert--become Lego's top D.C. lobbyist: lego.com/en-us/careers/…
- That Kennedy ad almost made me want to vote for Nixon.
- Three years sober today. At the time, I had no idea how much it would change all aspects of my life.
- People are like, "that 'bloodbath' quote is out of context, Trump was talking about putting 100% tariffs on foreign cars." OK, so let's talk about why *that* part is insane....
- "So 'reconciliation,' is that how the parties come together to work out their differences and write a new law?" "No, of course not. It's how one party completely shuts the other party out." "So...why is it called reconciliation?" "No one knows."
- Because the first smallpox vaccines came from cows, anti-vaxxers at the time claimed it could turn people into cow-human hybrids.
- If Spider-Man 3 doesn't have a scene where Rhino and Sandman go to Long Island wine country and get plastered, I'll be disappointed.
- Bob Dole was constantly needled for his age when he ran for president in 1996, at 73--six years younger than Biden is now.
- Replying to @AlexParkerDCI'd be ironic if this were my most viral tweet, bringing me oodles of new followers.
