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Alex
@AlexShaneMoore
Joined October 2011
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    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jul 10, 2022
    Being in a group chat with people who go to bars in a city you don’t live in: “Chumbo’s tonight?” “Come to The Side Yard” “We’re at Slime Rodger’s” “I’m at Pink Deer and then I’m going to Dern’s roommate’s ketamine party” “Where’s that?” “It’s right next to Dance Pants”
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jan 14, 2022
    The older woman I’m dating is taking me to the park so I can run around really fast
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jan 4, 2025
    Fuck fentanyl
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Jan 4, 2025
    Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Apr 14, 2021
    You should be able to smoke in McDonald’s. Who cares.
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Oct 9, 2022
    Living in France would be so cool. You get to be rude all day, the hospital is free, your wife has 6 boyfriends, and all you’ve thought about since you could remember is dying
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Feb 8, 2025
    First thing I say when I go to the dentist
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    meg man
    @MegManClone
    Feb 8, 2025
    I’m sorry if I’ve been a fucked up person.
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Feb 7, 2022
    The alcoholic dude at work isn’t here and his computer is open to directions to a Dave and Buster’s on google maps
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Oct 18, 2022
    You should have at least a couple friends who are truly bad people at their core
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jul 20, 2023
    That look the time traveler gives you before returning to their own time
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    May 28, 2024
    Oh really? We’ll see what the same 6 people who always agree with me think about that
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jun 21, 2023
    Close enough
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jun 21, 2023
    We’re less than 12 hours from the billionaire’s stepson calling a celebrity the n word on here
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jul 31, 2022
    Come over at 6, I’ll make us some really bad pasta, and then I’ll put on a movie you won’t like
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jan 10, 2022
    Just a regular sandwich for me, thanks. Nothing weird.
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    Alex
    @AlexShaneMoore
    Jul 16, 2022
    Whenever the song radioactive by imagine dragons comes on in an Uber I say “this song saved my life”

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