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Flo Crivello

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Flo Crivello

@Altimor

Founder @getlindy. "Striving to remember the obvious over grasping the esoteric."

San Francisco

Joined February 2009

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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Feb 10
Introducing Lindy Assistant, the ultimate AI assistant. It talks with you through iMessage, connects to 100s of apps, helps you with your meetings and emails, and proactively finds ways to save you time all day. Check out some examples of ways Lindy assistant helps below.
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Nov 5, 2024
This is insane
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Jul 12, 2023
Franz Stupar
@franzstupar
Jul 12, 2023
Replying to @Altimor
Any cool anectodes re: speed at Uber?
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Jan 5, 2024
I have just become American. Thatcher said that Europe was built by history, and America by philosophy. That also applies to the nationality of immigrants — I was born in France by accident, and have become American out of profound love for this country. But really, I think I
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Jun 3, 2025
My room in Tokyo is overlooking a graveyard, reminding me that death is coming for us all and to focus on the important things (b2b saas)
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Jun 20, 2024
Milei is to the economy as Bukele is to crime. In both cases, the left chuckled at straightforward, common sense solutions ("has anyone considered putting criminals in jail?") and argued that no, you simpleton, the causes of crime are complex and multi-faceted — what we really
Jack Salmon
@_JackSalmon_
Jun 18, 2024
For the 5th month in a row since Javier Milei became President, Argentina has posted a budget surplus.
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Feb 5, 2025
Me with ChatGPT deep research looking for the best lasagna recipe on the internet
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Jul 25, 2018
SAN FRANCISCANS: my studio costs $2700 and I stepped on human feces & 1 used syringe on my morning commute CITY: we hear you, action must and will be taken. Scooters are now illegal SF-ANS: what CITY: no more delivery robots SF-ANS: but CITY: workplace cafeterias are forbidden
Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Jul 17, 2024
TIL: there are more transistors in the AirPods Pro than in the CPU of a MacBook Pro from 2010 One is a professional laptop, the other earphones running on a battery weighing about 1 gram Moore's Law's one hell of a thing
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
May 27, 2024
When I was at Uber, we ran the numbers on the maps app offering the shortest routes We prob had the biggest dataset with this info: we had millions of trips where we knew both which app was used and how long they took Now this may be shocking, but the ranking was: 1. Best:
Packy McCormick
@packyM
May 27, 2024
Google Maps (by Google) and Waze (by Google) showing a 38 minute discrepancy. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Nov 11, 2024
People still don’t realize how close we came to a full-blown cultural revolution I saw a woman in a slack channel at uber complain about sexism because a guy had told her « good morning, » (this is an exact quote), and she fell like he wouldn’t have said that if she’d been a guy
Jon Chu // Khosla Ventures
@jonchu
Nov 11, 2024
I had a PM at Facebook in 2022 who was reported to HR by a new grad and reprimanded. His offense? He said "my WIFE" instead of "my partner." This is when I realized wokeness was out of control.
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Feb 21, 2025
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Aug 3, 2025
The Apple Watch Series 10 has more than 10x more compute power than the Sun server farm that rendered the original Toy Story
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Flo Crivello
@Altimor
Aug 19, 2024
A customer reached out asking for video tutorials. We obviously have a Lindy handling this, and I was delighted to see that she sent a video. But then I remembered we don't have a video tutorial and realized Lindy is literally fucking rickrolling our customers.
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