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andi ๐ŸŒญ
@AndiAllOver
union member. transit user. buick owner. former wisconsinite. 8123.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Jul 4, 2018
    Being bisexual and non-binary is weird because when you feel strongly about someone, you never know if you want to *be* them or if you want to *be on top of* them.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Jan 25, 2025
    paging Dr Ally Louks re: these landlords
    a screenshot of a Facebook comment from "Bob AndHelendixon": I added a clause in our lease that they are forbidden to cook with any spices that leave smells. Me and hubby drive past at random during dinner time for a smell check just to make sure they are complying and we check their pantries during inspection to make sure there is no spices or anything that smells in their kitchen.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Jul 4, 2022
    Replying to @cavegift
    a screenshot of a Twitter text post:
Zagreus: father, i am curious. In all of my expeditions into the underworld, I have never once encountered the legendary hero Bophadeus. Would you happen to know where his is?
Hades: foolish boy, do not trifle me with such matters. I have never heard of such a man and I am personally responsible for every shade that enters this accursed place. Who, or what, pray tell, is Bophades?
Zagreus (in flaming, capitalized text): BOPHADES NUTS
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Nov 30, 2019
    ever thought youโ€™d see a drag queen perform @maydayparade? especially โ€œJamie All Overโ€?! Emo Drag Brunch last week was great, as always. queen: Biqtch Puddin
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Aug 3, 2024
    Replying to @dragonfudge
    I think that I got punched harder at a Panic! at the Disco concert in 2006.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Oct 10, 2025
    Replying to @WholesomeMeme
    we got one of these requests once when I worked at a pizza place and I ended up going because all of the guys felt self-conscious that they werenโ€™t going to be cute enough for the requester :(
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Apr 1, 2021
    Replying to @DSA_Cleveland
    I put one pineapple in a paper bag for a customer. That was the only thing in the bag. This woman began screaming at me that the bag was too heavy and I needed to make it lighter. You picked out the pineapple, lady. You determined the weight of this bag. I cannot help here.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Apr 8, 2022
    Replying to @TwitsFromNonExt and @Cmonmack1
    my chem teacher taught us the reactions to make wine, cider, and beer, and explained his homebrewing setup to us. itโ€™s been 15 years since I learned that and thereโ€™s still no alcohol room at the high school for kids to go drink their homemade booze.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Jul 25, 2025
    Replying to @wtflanksteak
    he also said in the profile that he owned like 20 snakes. I feel like that was an overlooked fact. he owned over 20 snakes. if youโ€™re a snake conservationist, thatโ€™s one thing. but if you justโ€ฆ have 20 snakes thatโ€™s a pretty niche hobby many may be turned off by.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Jun 10, 2022
    thank you for this clarification. the OP sounded incredibly suspicious to me. itโ€™s still rad that 70 kids were returned to where theyโ€™re supposed to be and awful to think some were abused, but itโ€™s not, you know, 70 kids in one bunker.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Apr 19, 2022
    Replying to @AmyGDalaMD
    I masked any time I was sick but had to go to Target or whatever pre-Covid, starting in 2018. after I began working in a hospital, I fully realized how dangerous my โ€œbad coldโ€ could be for someone with cancer or an autoimmune disorder or an infant. Iโ€™ll keep doing that forever.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    May 26, 2020
    Replying to @evek181818
    my partnerโ€™s dad and stepmom only refer to each other as babe. not just in conversation with each other, but in conversation with others. Like, โ€œBabe and I were thinking we could...โ€ or โ€œBabe is having a rough time at work...โ€ etc. Itโ€™s... unnerving?
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Feb 11, 2020
    Replying to @AITA_online and @AITA_reddit
    been looking for a good excuse to post this one.
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    andi ๐ŸŒญ
    @AndiAllOver
    Sep 27, 2023
    when i began working at the downtown Mpls Target, they demonstrated how they could zoom in so clearly on a box of Legos that you could see the piece count, from a ceiling-mounted camera. they told us about how their security guys are on loan to the federal government.
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    MollyPeonies
    @mollypeonies
    Sep 26, 2023
    Sure, Target, with one of the world's top loss-prevention programs and FORENSIC LABS even the FBI can't match. "Theft and crime" are the main reasons you're closing these stores.
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